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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

dressage actGrandma Cybersalt and I get to go the the airport tonight to be part of a crowd of people welcoming some newcomers to Canada. Another refugee family is restarting their life and this family is going to be doing it in our community! This is all happening after the family had to flee their homeland many years ago because they took a stand for their faith in Jesus. The group sponsoring and supporting them in this new beginning has also worked and waited for over 3 years to make this possible. God will bless them all!

Today's video share is an amazing video of a rider and his horse - just horsing around.
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim 



Understanding the Signs

bathroom signOver the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs sometimes put on restaurants' restroom doors (Buoys and Gulls, Laddies and Lassies, etc.), but every so often we get stumped.

Recently my husband Dave wandered off in search of the men's room and found himself confronted by two marked doors. One was labeled "Bronco," and the other was designated "Cactus."

Completely baffled, he stopped a restaurant employee passing by.

"Excuse me; I need to use the restroom," Dave said. Gesturing toward the doors, he asked, "Which one should I use?"

"Actually, we would prefer you to go there," the employee said, pointing to a door down the hall marked "Men."

"Bronco and Cactus are private dining rooms."



One-Liner #1782

man8By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life.



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Brutus Pun

apples bowlCaesar sends Brutus to bring him 12 apples.

Brutus returns with the apples and Caesar counts them but finds only 10 apples.

He turns to Brutus and angrily says: "Et two, Brutus?"



Quote #2217

man sad"You still haven't met all the people who are going to love you."

- from the song of the same title by David Peralta De La Luz



The World's Most-Used Lies:

lie pinocchio nose+ It's a good thing you came in today. It's the last one we have.

+ You made it yourself? I would have never guessed.

+ Go ahead and tell me, I won't tell another soul.

+ It's delicious but I can't eat another bite.

+ The doctor will call you right back.

+ You don't look a day over 50.

+ Your baby is just beautiful.

+ Put the map away. I know where we're at.

+ Having a great time. Wish you were here!


Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


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