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Grandma Cybersalt and I are away for a week, attending my nephew's wedding back East, so you may not hear back from us until the 29th.
Today's video share is a satisfying look at how rebar is made.
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~ Pastor Tim
Roast Woes
The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked.
"Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out of the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone," she sobbed again. "I found that the cat had eaten it!"
"Don't worry, darling," said her husband.
"Don't cry. We can get a new cat tomorrow."
One-Liner #1780
I hate it when I see some old person and then realize we went to high school together.
"Be a Billionaire!"
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Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Biology Seminars
The marine biology seminars weren't for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises.
Quote #2215
"I don't trust anyone who's nice to me but rude to the waiter. Because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position."
- Muhammad Ali
Child's Play
When my wife quit work to take care of our new baby daughter, countless hours of peek-a-boo and other games slowly took their toll.
One evening she smacked her bare toes on the corner of a dresser and, grabbing her foot, sank to the floor. I rushed to her side and asked where it hurt.
She looked at me through tear-filled eyes and managed to moan, "It's the piggy that ate roast beef."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
Where Did The Summer Go?
This past week started out as the best week of the whole year. At least, I thought so at the time.
I finished my book manuscript and sent it to the publisher. I caught up with some other projects that were lagging. And I had time to balance my checkbook.
What could be better than that?
Read moreThe Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
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My wife tells me I can be an idiot sometimes; I think it's pretty cool of her to give me permission like that...
Lady of the house: "I want you to stand at the front door and call the guests' names as they arrive."
“To speak gratitude is courteous and pleasant, to enact gratitude is generous and noble, but to live gratitude is to touch Heaven.”
Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be to look forward to?
My wife tells me I can be an idiot sometimes; I think it's pretty cool of her to give me permission like that...
1. Salmonella won't be a concern.
Lady of the house: "I want you to stand at the front door and call the guests' names as they arrive."
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 