My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My Biggest Surprise."
Not until the end of the school year did we see Marina's work.
It read: "I got up this morning and I ran into Mommy and Daddy's bed and hopped in. But it wasn't Mommy at all. It was Mrs. Del Campo!"
What her essay neglected to say was was the very important detail that we had called Mrs. Del Campo late at night to stay with our children while I took my wife to the hospital to have our third child.
Someone tried to sell me a coffin today.
I just found out I'm colorblind; the diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
I was walking barefoot on the beach and stepped on a rusty piece from an old video game. Now I have to get a Tetris shot.
Some people are like clouds; once they disappear it's a beautiful day.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 