Cybersalt News

Greetings everyone!

Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a great visit this week with our friends Rob and Shelly — friends from our college days. There's something wonderful about the kind of friendship where you can just pick right up exactly where you left off, whether the last time you saw each other was last week or a good number of years ago. We've been having so many good times together, and I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

Today's video share is from Ukraine's Virsky Ensemble — and just when I thought I was getting the flexibility back in my arm and shoulder, I watched this and realized I've got a ways to go!
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Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.

~ Pastor Tim

Beware of companies with these hiring slogans because of what these slogans actually mean:

"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY" - We have no time to train you.

"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" - We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.

"MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED" - You'll be six months behind on your first day.

"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" - Some each night and some each weekend.

"DUTIES WILL VARY" -  Anyone in the office can boss you around.

"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL" - We have no quality control.

I've take so many "before" photos when starting new diets that now I just have a slideshow of myself getting fatter.

I was driving past a cemetery this morning and saw a man walking around.

I shouted, "Morning!"

He replied, "No, just walking the dogs."

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure."

- unknown

A couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked the bakery to inscribe the wedding cake with "1 John 4:18" which reads "There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear."

The bakery evidently lost, smudged or otherwise misread the noted reference, and beautifully inscribed on the cake "John 4:18":

"For you have had five husbands, and the man you have now is not your husband."

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Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

After several months of mayhem in our house, things began to quiet down. It was beginning to get back to our normal way of life.

Of course, because of the mayhem, many things that needed to be done did not get done. That made The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage jump in line to try to catch up with everything around the house. If there's one thing undone, she cannot sit down.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.