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Sunday greetings everyone!
The Westside Bible Church website has been updated with recordings of my messages from the last two Sundays.
You can listen to "How Sin Entered the World" (a response to Stephen Fry's statement that the misery of the world is not our fault) at:
http://www.westsidefamily.org/messages/how-sin-entered-the-world
And if you feel there is no place in the church for you - or see others that there is no place for - you can listen to "The Rat Park" at:
http://www.westsidefamily.org/messages/the-rat-park
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Lost Gas Cap
David filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station.
After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked and, sure enough, it was lost.
Well, he thought for a second and realized that other people must have done the same thing, and that it was worth going back to look by the side of the road since even if he couldn't find his own gas cap, he might be able to find one that fit.
Sure enough, he hadn't been searching long when he found a gas cap. He tried it on, and it went into place with a satisfying click.
"Great," David thought, "I lost my gas cap, but I found another one that fits.
And this one's even better because it locks ..."
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to Morris, the circus impresario.
"If everything tastes like us, why do we have to die?"
"Actually, it should be The King and *ME*"
"Last man standing" is the winner in most contests, but the runner up in musical chairs.
Apparently not everyone is fed up with telephone-answering machines. At the newspaper office where I work, we have several of them for different departments.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 