In Today's Issue

Cybersalt News

There is a new inspirational and mind boggling video on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "The Heavens Declare" at:
www.cybersalt.org/videos/the-heavens-declare

After watching that video, enjoy the rest of today's puny, insignificant mailing.

Car Alarms

I was with a friend in a cafe' when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation.

"What good are car alarms when no one pays any attention to them?" I wondered aloud.

"Some are quite effective," my friend corrected me.

"Last summer, my teenager spent a lot of time at the neighbors'.

Whenever I wanted him home, I'd go out to the driveway and jostle his car."

One-liner #0971

At the store today, when the cashier said, "Strip down facing me" apparently she was referring to my credit card!

Transmission Guy

That guy from the transmission shop looks kinda shifty.

Quote #1419

"We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive."
- C.S. Lewis

The Good Old Days

It was the finish line of the Boston marathon. A first time runner is hobbling away, having just finished.

A grizzled old marathoner looks at him and says "You'll feel a lot worse tomorrow." He pauses and then says, "But the really bad news is that in about 3 days, you're going to think you had fun today."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.

At the store today, when the cashier said, "Strip down facing me" apparently she was referring to my credit card!

That guy from the transmission shop looks kinda shifty.

 In Today's Issue

Cybersalt News

When I was concerned that some might think I was nuts to show cat videos before a sermon and asked for open mindedness to actually listen to the message, I thought I had actually linked to the proper sermon audio file.  So if you did watch those videos and then listened and wondered, "How on earth does that relate?" the answer was, "It didn't." I have now fixed the link so the proper sermon recording is linked to right after the videos.  Again, you'll find all of this at:
www.westsidefamily.org/messages/the-youcerto

My only explanation for this error is best summed up by the new Funny Dog Picture on the Cybersalt site.  You'll find "Dog Stool" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-stool

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

Helping Out

For a while my husband and I had opposite schedules.

He worked during the day, and I worked at night.

One morning I noticed he had left a note to himself on the kitchen counter that read, "STAMPS!"

As a helpful surprise, I bought him some at the post office and put them on the counter before going to work.

The next morning I found the same note.

"STAMPS!" was crossed out.

Underneath it he had written, "ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"

One-liner #0970

If something's worth doing, it's worth doing rihgt.

Paediatricians

Paediatricians tend to have very little patients.

Quote #1418

"Being a Christian is less about cautiously avoiding sin than about courageously and actively doing God’s will."
- Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Self Confidence

J. Paul Getty was one of the wealthy men who frequently came to watch Jack Dempsey train. Himself a keen amateur boxer, he asked to be allowed to spar for a round with the champion.

Getty put up quite a creditable performance until he made the mistake of saying, "Hit me a little harder, Jack."

Dempsey knocked him out.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.