Cybersalt News - February 18, 2016
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
I haven't mentioned this here yet, but my church has graciously and sacrificially given me a 6 month sabbatical, which began yesterday. The day started out very early with an encounter at the airport that was both funny and inspirational - I'll be sure to tell you the story later.
But for now, due to an early rise, a flight delay, travelling all day, and a bit of jet lag, today's Cybersalt Digest is abbreviated and doesn't contain all the featured items it normally does.
Just the same, I hope you enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Brain vs Brawn
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength.
He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.
After several minutes, the older worker had had enough.
"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" he said.
"I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back."
"You're on, old man," the young guy replied.
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles.
Then he turned to the young man and said, "Alright. Get in."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0993
I misplaced my thesaurus and feel terrible; just terrible, really terrible.
Today's Quote
Quote #1442
"Christians should not be optimists; we know too much about sin. We should also not be pessimists, for we know the living God."
- Timothy Keller
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