Cybersalt News - February 16, 2016
There is a new Funny Picture on Cybersalt site today. You will find "Remove Child" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/remove-child
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
Today's CleanLaugh
Accents
About a year ago my sister, who lives in Virginia, was talking with her four year old son, Brent.
He was asking her why all their relatives from Wisconsin talk funny and sound like their noses are plugged up.
"They think we have an accent," she replied.
"But they have an accent, right?" Brent asked. "They talk funny."
"Everybody talks in different ways" she tried to explain.
"To them, we sound like we talk very slow and all our words are d-r-a-w-n out."
His eyes got big, and he whispered seriously, "Oh, no. You mean they hear funny too?"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0992
I didn’t sleep well last night so I made my coffee this morning with Red Bull instead of water. I was half way to work when I realized I forgot my car.
Today's Clean Pun
Contractor
My job is in the Aerospace Industry, and it's always been a challenge to explain what kind of work I do. At one gathering, I tried several unsuccessful attempted explanations before deciding to be as generic as possible. When the subject came up while I was talking with a group of guys, I replied simply, "Defence Contractor."
The men nodded, and as the conversation went on, I silently declared victory to myself. Then, one of them turned to me and asked, "So, what do you put up mainly? Chain-link?"
Today's Quote
Quote #1441
"God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart form Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing."
- C.S. Lewis
Today's Illustration
Inspiration
A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.
"How do you know what to say?" he asked.
"Why, God tells me."
"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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