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There is a new Funny Cat Picture on Cybersalt site today. You will find "Cat Antlers" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-antlers
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Today's CleanLaugh
Bilingual Parrot
This guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot.
He sees one on a perch with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's right leg.
He asks the owner the significance of the strings.
"Well, this is a highly trained parrot. If you pull the red string he speaks French; if you pull the green string he speaks German," replies the shop keeper.
"And what happens if I pull both the strings?" our curious shopper inquires.
"I fall off my perch, you goober!!" screeches the parrot.
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0991
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Today's Clean Pun
Roadside Puppies
A dog who gave birth to puppies on the roadside was cited for littering.
Today's Quote
Quote #1440
"If you do not believe in regeneration, if you do not see its utter absolute necessity, then I do not see that you have any right to regard yourself as a Christian. If you do not see that you are so lost that nothing but receiving new life from God can reconcile you and take you to heaven, then you are lacking at a vital point, a point that is integral and belongs to the very integrity of faith."
- Martyn Lloyd-Jones
Today's Illustration
Encyclopedia Surprise
Working as a computer instructor for an adult-education program at a community college, I am keenly aware of the gap in computer knowledge between my younger and older students.
My observations were confirmed the day a new student walked into our library area and glanced at the encyclopedia volumes stacked on a bookshelf.
"What are all these books?" he asked.
Somewhat surprised, I replied that they were encyclopedias.
"Really?" he said. Someone printed out the whole thing?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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