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There is a new funny dog picture on the Cybersalt site today. You will find "Dog Feeders" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-feeders
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Today's CleanLaugh
Quit Bothering Us
We had spent the day moving from our farmhouse into our new house in town.
Early the next morning, a Saturday, our 3 1/2-year-old ran into our bedroom to wake us up.
I dressed him and told him to play in the yard and to quit bothering us.
About 20 minutes later, he came running back.
"Mommy, Mommy," he exclaimed, "everybody has doorbells - and they all work."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0981
I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, that one looks like an idiot!"
Today's Clean Pun
Expecting
You should be able to park in an “expecting mother” parking space if you’re waiting for your mom.
Today's Quote
Quote #1429
"There is a thin line between a long church service and a hostage situation."
Today's Illustration
Adoption
Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture had a different hair color than the other members. One of her students suggested that he was adopted.
A little girl said, "I know all about adoption, I was adopted."
"What does it mean to be adopted?", asked another child
"It means", said the girl, "that you grew in your mommy's heart instead of her tummy!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season.
Early mornings are great for spending time with the family: then they spoil it by waking up.
Retired astronauts are paid exorbitantly.
"Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row."
A company was hiring new staff. One question in the written application was:
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 