In Today's Issue

Cybersalt News

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Car Hauler" at:
www.cybersalt.org/a43c

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

Granny's Visit

Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug.

"I'm so happy to see you, grandma. Now daddy will have to do that trick he's been promising to do!"

His grandmother was curious. "What trick is that, sweetie?"

The little guy smiled at her, "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again!"

One-liner #0966

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver."

Drive-thru Guy

That guy from the McDonalds drive-thru gives me the shakes.

Quote #1414

"Daily devotion is better than New Years resolution."

Twin Calves

A farmer's cow gave birth to twin bull calves. The farmer was delighted as bull calves are worth more than a cow calf.  Since he had two he decided to sell one for the work of the Lord once it was fully grown.

However one of the calves soon grew sick, and then sicker until one day the farmer came into the house one day looking sad.

He looked at his wife and said, "You'll never guess what's just happened? The Lord's calf is dead!"

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.

Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug.

"I'm so happy to see you, grandma. Now daddy will have to do that trick he's been promising to do!"

His grandmother was curious. "What trick is that, sweetie?"

The little guy smiled at her, "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again!"

 In Today's Issue

Cybersalt News

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today: it's a video of grown men acting out the parable of the unmerciful servant as told from memory by little children. You'll find "The Story of the Unmerciful Servant" at:
www.cybersalt.org/a43u

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Computer Dating

A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications.

He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and was very small.

The computer operated faultlessly.

It sent him a penguin.

One-liner #0965

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks.

Food Coloring

I went to the doctor this morning because I swallowed some food coloring.

The doctor said I am okay, but I feel like I dyed a little inside.

Quote #1413

“Not all those who wander are lost.”
- J.R.R. Tolkien

Passion

The customer ordering a floral arrangement from my shop was giving me very specific guidelines. "Nothing fragrant," she instructed. "Nothing too tall or too wild. And no bright colors, please. My house is decorated in beige and cream. Here is a wallpaper sample." She handed me a plain square of tan-colored paper.

"Your name?" I asked.

"Mrs. Bland," the woman replied. 

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.

A tip of the hat to First Baptist Church of Marble Falls for knocking this video out of the part.  Enjoy adults re-enacting the parable of the unmerciful servant as told from memory by kids.