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Sunday greetings everyone.
My message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church site. You can listen to "A Plan for Troubled Times" at:
www.westsidefamily.org/messages/a-plan-for-times-of-trouble
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
   ÂToday's CleanLaugh
Duelling Barbers
A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place.
They put up a big bold sign which read:
"WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"
Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign:
"WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS"
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
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A factory owner said to a store owner, "Thank you, Mr. Smith, for your patronage. I wish I had twenty customers like you."
The only way I'm going to drop ten pounds is if I go shopping in England.
I dropped out of communism class: lousy Marx.
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A boy was helping his mother bring the clothes in off the line as a storm threatened.
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