Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Yesterday saw some exciting activity out front of Cybersalt World Headquarters. Crews were continuing their work to install fiber-optic cable in the neighborhood. Hopefully in a few months time HQ will be enjoying some crazy, fast upload speeds which will be great for some new and renewed video projects that will be launched in the next while. Stay tuned!
There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site Today. You can view "Little Hope Baptist Church" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/little-hope-baptist-church
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
Today's CleanLaugh
Checking Out
I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation.
Just as he was telling me that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power shortage caused the lights to flicker overhead.
"Ah," he sighed, "that must be her checking out now."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0997
Saying the same thing over and over again but expecting different results is called parenting.
Today's Clean Pun
Vision Trouble
I'm having some vision trouble today: I can't see myself doing anything.
Today's Quote
Quote #1446
"It is one thing to believe in God, but it is quite another thing to trust God." -Timothy Keller
Today's Illustration
Punishment vs. Vengeance
A schoolteacher was given a ticket for driving through a red light.
When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge for immediate attention to her case as she was due to be back in class.
The judge looked at her sternly and said:
"So you're a schoolteacher. I am about to realize a lifelong ambition. You sit down at that table over there and write 'I went through a stop sign.' FIVE HUNDRED TIMES!"
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