Cybersalt News
There are two new pages on the Cybersalt Site today.
The first one is in the inspiration video area. It may be hard to watch, but it's a good reminder to all of us who take care of or help seniors. You'll fine "What is That?" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/what-is-that
The other page is in the Funny Pictures area. You'll find "Fire Kids Distraction" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/fire-kids-distraction
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Politically Correct Light Bulb
"How many politically-correct people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?"
"Look, I don't know, but that's not funny."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0998
I was in a bathroom and I saw a sign that said employees must wash hands, but after I waited for what must've been 10 minutes no one came to wash my hands so I did it myself.
Today's Clean Pun
Weight Loss
I know how to lose weight: I just chews not to.
Today's Quote
Quote #1447
"We must find a way to unite what Jesus never divided - the sacred and the secular, spirit and matter, the divine and the common." -Leonard Sweet
Today's Illustration
Careless Words
While my son was on board the Navy carrier USS GEORGE WASHINGTON, the air wing was busy with training missions.
After talking to a pilot, one air-traffic controller accidentally left his microphone on and remarked to a nearby buddy, "That guy sounded just like Elmer Fudd."
The airwaves got strangely quiet as everyone listened, realizing that the pilot had also heard the comment. After about ten seconds, the pilot broke the silence by announcing,
"Be vewy, vewy quiet. We are hunting submawenes."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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