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There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Wet Paint Warning" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/wet-paint-warning
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Card Dog
A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards.
The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance.
"This is a very smart dog," the man commented.
"He's not so smart," said one of the irked players.
"Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0996
I, put commas, in, weird places, so that, you, will, read, this, like William, Shatner.
Today's Clean Pun
Friendly Correction
Correction from a friend can be a difficult blow, but will bring relief to your soul: call it a succour punch.
Today's Quote
Quote #1445
If we want to face ISIS, "our love needs to be more powerful than our sermons." - Johnnie Moore, March 1, 2016, Greater Toronto East Prayer Breakfast
Today's Illustration
Freckles are Beautiful, Aging, True Beauty
An older woman and her little grandson, whose face was sprinkled with bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. Lots of children were waiting in line to get their cheeks painted by a local artist who was decorating them with tiger paws.
"You've got so many freckles, there's no place to paint!" a little girl in the line said to the little fella. Embarrassed, the little boy dropped his head.
His grandmother knelt down next to him. "I love your freckles. When I was a little girl I always wanted freckles," she said, while tracing her finger across the child's cheek. "Freckles are beautiful."
The boy looked up, "Really?"
"Of course," said the grandmother. "Why just name me one thing that's prettier than freckles."
The little boy thought for a moment, peered intensely into his grandmother's face, and softly whispered, "wrinkles."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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