Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3546 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Your Turn to Be Funny
Pastor Tim
7962

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4093

Living to 104

At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he planned to be around for his 104th."I certainly do," he replied. "Statistics show that very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104."... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13036

Complaint Button

Your comments are important to us. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12736

Piggy Bank Gas Savings

I've started paying for gas with my savings. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
15495

Donut Safe

Rest easy, your donuts are safe eh! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3781

Carried Away Shopping

In a shop, two men struck up a conversation. Just as one fellow said that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power outage caused the lights to flicker overhead. 'That,' he... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4266

Stranded on a Desert Island

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.Rushing to the bottle, he pul... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1600

Stopping the Cycles of Sin and Rebellion

When cycles of sin and rebellion seem to roll over and over and over, there are things God's children can do that move Him to act. (Pastor Tim had a cold when preaching this sermon so sorry for the cr... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3420

Fishing Mirror

A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious the man rowed over and asked, "What... read more..

Important Site News
Pastor Tim
2303

Japanese Earthquake Pause

Like you, I have been particularly struck and moved by the devastation and horrible aftermath of the 8.9 earthquake, subsequent tsunami, and nuclear threat in Japan.Throughout the day I pondered how a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3740

I Think Not

I do not think -- therefore I am not.Here is the illustration of this principle:One evening Rene Descartes went to relax at a local tavern. The tender approached and said, "Ah, good evening Monsieur D... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10623

Easy Par

Jeff thought things looked good for par on this hole. ... read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
4644

Suddenly it's March!

Suddenly it’s March! This is how people grow old, isn’t it? Since my last post, we have paid off the last of our consumer debt! We are officially back at $0 and very happy to be there. The rocks in... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3380

First Salute

The first salute received by a freshly commissioned Second Lieutenant is always significant. It's symbolizes authority and prestige.When I pinned on my new Air Force gold bars and stepped out to face ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8960

Honking in Traffic

Another source of honking in traffic. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
9425

If My Nose Was Running Money

Here are some great titles from songwriters in Nashville - and an entertaining song too. Enjoy "If My Nose Was Running Money." ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5373

Teenaged Daughter Owner's Manual

Instructions for all those with teenage daughters or daughters who think they are teenagers or who will eventually be teenagers. Teenager Owner's Manual Congratulations!  You are now the proud new o... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
15831

Sign Dog Language

Bilingualism is getting out of control in Canada. read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
16157

Elephant Golf Caddy

John finally found a caddy that would work for peanuts. ... read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
12442

Jumbo Love

"Oh Jumbo, why can't our families be happy for our love?" read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4220

Japp Chocolate Bar Commercial

Here's a fun Japp chocolate bar commercial I had on the old CleanLaugh site for years. It's on Youtube now so I've moved it over to the Funblog.   ... read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
9555

Jumbo Elephant Office

Jumbo was opening a branch office for the circus. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7790

Henloops

Here is what happens when you feed Fruit Loops to hens. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
17414

Monkey Train

Toilet training Rosco was a breeze compared to teaching him to drive. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
14823

Harvest Anxiety

Harvest anxiety was starting to get to farmer Bill. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
41348

Forklift Work Safety

Somebody had to work while the workplace safety seminar was being held. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
18723

SOTP Sign

After coming to a complete sotp, you may og. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11135

Sign Lawsuit

I smell a lawsuit coming. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4182

Morning Kiss

A farmer and his wife had just awakened one morning to the crowing of their rooster. While still in bed, the farmer's wife says, "Pa, you know our neighbor Mr. Jones?""Yes Ma, I reckon I do," replied ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1509

The Futility of Duplicity

We need to remind ourselves and the next generation that it is possible to express faith in God but have hearts that are not loyal to Him.  The consequences of such duplicity is a life of futilit... read more..