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A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody die... read more..

The fur began to fly when my fellow airline passengers learned there was a chance they might miss their connecting flight out of Aspen. When we finally landed, I found out just how nasty things got. O... read more..

It’s very fun for me that some of you are reading through the Bible this year along with me.  I’m really looking forward to sharing comments, thoughts and insights back and forth either through the fa... read more..

God calls us to something better than choosing what is best.  He calls us to choose purity. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110109.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110109.... read more..

Earworms are songs that crawl into your head and stay. 98% of us have had a song stuck in our heads. Six of the worst offenders are "It's a Small World," "The Lion Sleeps Tonight," "Don't Worry; Be Ha... read more..

This is why you no longer like watermelons. ... read more..

Kenny was diversifying just in case pizza delivery hit a downturn. ... read more..

Most mornings I go to the local YMCA to exercise. One morning there was a big man working out on the stair climbing machine. He was really climbing stairs. I did my time on the treadmill and he was st... read more..

Craig's two kids are in the same class at school, and the teacher had the class write reports about their pets. After the reports were all turned in, the teacher called one of the youngsters up to her... read more..

There's more than one way to wash a car. ... read more..

BAH! I linked to the original video on Youtube but the newspaper that owns the video has had it taken down. You can watch the original video on their site by clicking here. ... read more..

A conductor was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He constantly gave this guy personal attention and much advice, but his performance simply didn't improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra... read more..

When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant, he was fortunate that a doctor was seated at a nearby table.Springing up, the doctor skillfully removed the bone and saved the man's... read more..

My husband is wonderful with our baby daughter, but often he turns to me for advice. Recently, I was in the shower when he poked his head in to ask, "What should I feed Lily for lunch?" "That's up to ... read more..

A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But abou... read more..

If anybody believes in "do-over," it is Yours Truly. This stems back to my pre-adult days littered with carefreeness and fun of all sizes and shapes. At that time, my whole life revolved around games.... read more..

Without self-control in our lives we can really, really hurt ourselves and prevent ourselves from returning to God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110102.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}... read more..

A man who hadn't attended church in years suddenly began attending faithfully on Sunday mornings instead of going fishing as was his normal habit. The pastor was highly gratified and at the end of ser... read more..

It's time to give pastor Bob a bigger travel allowance. ... read more..