Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3544 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Baby Face George

Right from the beginning George didn't like having his picture taken. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Mothers Day Gift

Thanks Mom - or someone anyways. ... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
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Motherhood is an Important Part of God's Plan

Please click this link to see a heartwarming Mother's Day tribute song, written and performed by a Stanford University Biology student. This video was presented to the congregation at the beginning of... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Static Family Picture

The Andrews Photo Center had a static electricity problem in the posing room. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Shoe Follow

Two elderly women were trying on shoes in our store. When I slipped a shoe onto one woman's foot, the end of my tie got caught beneath her heel.Unaware of my predicament, she stood up and started towa... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Overloaded Truck

Don't laugh. NASA started somewhere too. ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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The Holy Spirit is Not Just for Excitement

Having the Holy Spirit in your life is not just for doing powerful and exciting things. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110501.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110501.mp3"> ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Science Quotes from Kids - Part 2

~ H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.~ To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube. When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.~ Water is composed of... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Science Quotes from Kids - Part 1

~ One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.~ You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, y... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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No Brain Sign

Unfortunately IBM had to phase out this sign as computers got smaller and smaller - leading to an increase in calls to tech support lines. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Wedding Tractor

And that's why we sued the limo company. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3761

Men's Thesaurus

"IT'S A GUY THING"Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.""CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"Translated: "Why isn't it already on read more..

Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
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Congratulations Dad!

Congratulations to my dad, Larry Davis, who is enjoying the first day of his retirement today. Dad has worked hard all his life after leaving school in grade 9 to help support his family following the... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Kids and Cliches

I teach fourth grade in Ventura County, California. As a fun assignment, I gave the students the beginning of a list of famous sayings and asked them to provide original endings for each one. Here are... read more..

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Pastor Tim
10181

Time To Fly South

Migration time has Airbus trying to open new niche markets. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3562

College Applicant

Parents can be very upset when their children don't get into the college of their choice.As an admissions counselor for a state university, I took a call from an irate mother who was demanding to know... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Handlebar Moustache Boyfriend

Your daughter's new boyfriend is waiting to meet you down at the lake. read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
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Washed Rabbits

Living for Jesus on our own terms in a way that is good enough for us is a cover up that will never fool God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110424.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Ecumenical Small Talk

My Protestant clergy friend was speaking with a Catholic priest and wanted to make a solid friendship.He spoke of many things and felt it was going well, but when he asked if the priest's dad had been... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Side Effects of a Life in Comedy

Side Effects of a Life in Comedy* Recurring nightmare: as your "Harpo Meets Teller" routine is bombing, you realize you're doing a radio show.* Your social status is one small notch above mimes and ro... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good Morning Easter Vigil 4-23-11

We come to the end of our Lenten Journey Inspiration and Preparation Can we rescue at least part of this day to prepare the altars of our hearts as well as the chancels of our churches? As we make l... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Garden Bowling

Bert's other hobby was getting on his bowling team's nerves. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Dextrocardia Question

I went to a medical clinic for an electrocardiogram. While the technician was lining up her machine, I told her I have dextrocardia."What's that?" she asked."It means my heart is on the right side of ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good Morning - Good Friday 2011 Message

I Thirst Is it possible that He who claimed to be living water...  Is it possible that He who said, "Come unto Me and drink..." Is it possible that He who told the Samaritan woman that He had wa... read more..

Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
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Good Friday 2011

As has been the tradition since the beginning of Cybersalt's first newsletter, Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh List 12 and half years ago, our regular mailings pause today in observance of Good Friday - the d... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Mobile Computer

Bob was a one man, marching, MP3 band. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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A Few Fishing Definitions

HOOK - (1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish.  (2) A clever advertisement used to lure a fisherman to spend his life's savings on fishing supplies.  (3) The punch administered by said fisherm... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Pastor Tim's Parents

Tim's parents didn't know where they had gone wrong to cause their son to turn out to be a . . . . pastor. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Mellow Yellow Bird

Pat pigeon's episodes of feeling mellow were brief, but very frequent. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Important Political Decisions

As a recent high-school graduate, I traveled to our state capitol and got to visit the house floor.I stood there, thinking how difficult it must be for the people in that room to wrestle with importan... read more..