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The market research team really dropped the ball on this one. ... read more..

As our human race is moving forward faster and further than ever before, why is the quality of life for individuals declining? The decay of civilization is a result of the fall of man from the beggini... read more..

Right from the beginning George didn't like having his picture taken. ... read more..

Thanks Mom - or someone anyways. ... read more..

Please click this link to see a heartwarming Mother's Day tribute song, written and performed by a Stanford University Biology student. This video was presented to the congregation at the beginning of... read more..

The Andrews Photo Center had a static electricity problem in the posing room. ... read more..

Two elderly women were trying on shoes in our store. When I slipped a shoe onto one woman's foot, the end of my tie got caught beneath her heel.Unaware of my predicament, she stood up and started towa... read more..

Don't laugh. NASA started somewhere too. ... read more..

Having the Holy Spirit in your life is not just for doing powerful and exciting things. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110501.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110501.mp3"> ... read more..

~ H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.~ To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube. When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.~ Water is composed of... read more..

~ One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.~ You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, y... read more..

Unfortunately IBM had to phase out this sign as computers got smaller and smaller - leading to an increase in calls to tech support lines. ... read more..

And that's why we sued the limo company. ... read more..

"IT'S A GUY THING"Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.""CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"Translated: "Why isn't it already on read more..

Congratulations to my dad, Larry Davis, who is enjoying the first day of his retirement today. Dad has worked hard all his life after leaving school in grade 9 to help support his family following the... read more..

I teach fourth grade in Ventura County, California. As a fun assignment, I gave the students the beginning of a list of famous sayings and asked them to provide original endings for each one. Here are... read more..

Migration time has Airbus trying to open new niche markets. ... read more..

Parents can be very upset when their children don't get into the college of their choice.As an admissions counselor for a state university, I took a call from an irate mother who was demanding to know... read more..

Your daughter's new boyfriend is waiting to meet you down at the lake. read more..

Living for Jesus on our own terms in a way that is good enough for us is a cover up that will never fool God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110424.mp3{/audio}... read more..

My Protestant clergy friend was speaking with a Catholic priest and wanted to make a solid friendship.He spoke of many things and felt it was going well, but when he asked if the priest's dad had been... read more..

Side Effects of a Life in Comedy* Recurring nightmare: as your "Harpo Meets Teller" routine is bombing, you realize you're doing a radio show.* Your social status is one small notch above mimes and ro... read more..

We come to the end of our Lenten Journey Inspiration and Preparation Can we rescue at least part of this day to prepare the altars of our hearts as well as the chancels of our churches? As we make l... read more..

Bert's other hobby was getting on his bowling team's nerves. read more..

I went to a medical clinic for an electrocardiogram. While the technician was lining up her machine, I told her I have dextrocardia."What's that?" she asked."It means my heart is on the right side of ... read more..

I Thirst Is it possible that He who claimed to be living water...  Is it possible that He who said, "Come unto Me and drink..." Is it possible that He who told the Samaritan woman that He had wa... read more..

As has been the tradition since the beginning of Cybersalt's first newsletter, Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh List 12 and half years ago, our regular mailings pause today in observance of Good Friday - the d... read more..

Bob was a one man, marching, MP3 band. ... read more..

HOOK - (1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish.  (2) A clever advertisement used to lure a fisherman to spend his life's savings on fishing supplies.  (3) The punch administered by said fisherm... read more..

Tim's parents didn't know where they had gone wrong to cause their son to turn out to be a . . . . pastor. ... read more..