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Pastor Tim was late for church again.   ... read more..

Our favorite restaurant has a waitress whose name-tag reads "Beautiful." "Is that really your name?" I asked her. "No" she admitted. "But if people are going to holler at me all day, I can at least ... read more..

Open your ears and hear the cries of "Save us!" from the people around you, lost in sin. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110417.mp3{/audio}  ... read more..

Help Wanted - Odd Hours   ... read more..

Ken and Melba had finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in the library. "You know," said Melba, "today, in most marriage ceremonies, they don't use the word 'obey' anymore... read more..

Everywhere Mel races his car it's a wiener! ... read more..

A friend of mine took her four-year-old daughter to a baptismal service at her church. Later that night, her daughter took all of her dolls into the bathtub with her and held her own "baptism."As she ... read more..

Here's the simplified tax form you are looking for. Click here for the Canadian version.... read more..

Here is the new simplified Canadian tax form. Click here for the American version.... read more..

Principal Smith suddenly realized it was time to get a new computer sciences teacher. ... read more..

11.  Subject: Children's Logic:  Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct read more..

6.  A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.  They were ready to discuss the last one.  The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was.  Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and ... read more..

In order to settle an argument between the church naming committee and the community relations board the elders of the church decided it would be best to rename the church "Three Mile Baptist" and ... read more..

(Jesus said) "... 'Truly, truly, I say to you, one of you will betray Me'" (John 13:21b). "One of you will betray Me." Judas must be totally shocked by Jesus' words. One by one the disciples ask a qu read more..

April 15th is the time of the year when American citizens can communicate with their government. I cannot testify for anyone else, but I look forward to this marvelous opportunity, and I am careful read more..

1.  After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair.  As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her read more..

Mom! Dad's been working on the computer again! ... read more..

Jesus did not wash His disciples' feet just to get them to be nice to each other. His far greater goal was to extend His mission on earth after He was gone. These men were to move into the world servi... read more..

My mother works in a laboratory and is responsible for keeping tissue cultures alive. So that she won't forget, she writes "feed cells" on her calendar. One day she noticed that someone had scribbled ... read more..

Another completed job by Dreadlock Computer Networking Associates. read more..

It was clear that Michelin's experiment with rubber trees in the Serengeti was ill advised. ... read more..

Shouldn't this ticket be written by a mermetermaid? ... read more..

April teaches many aerobic classes.  She told a lady who was looking to sign up for the class to just wear loose fitting clothing to the class."Honey," the lady replied, "if I had any loose fitting cl... read more..

HEARING GOD'S VOICE (Jesus said) "And I, when I am lifted up from the earth, will draw all people to Myself" (John 12:32). The crowds are confused. Jesus has told them He will be "lifted up," and th... read more..

If you've been following Jesus for years but have still not taken responsibility to be the servant God has called you to be, stop sitting around in your wonderfulness. Listen Online: {audio}p... read more..

The crowded cafeteria sported a large sign reading: "Watch Your Hat and Overcoat."Meyer did. He kept turning every minute, almost choking over his food. His pal, Moshe, kept on eating, without thought... read more..

The song being played in this video is "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring." Really, touch wood! ... read more..

In our home we tend to get the children to help out.  One day our youngest son came in to the living room and asked, "Does anyone want a cup of coffee?""Yes please!" we said.He replied, "What kind of ... read more..

Below is a picture of two dolphins. Take a second, take a deep breath... If you can see both dolphins, your stress level is within the acceptable range. If you see anything other than two dolphins, y... read more..

Wow, these last few weeks have been doozies! It seems like Tim has been sick more often than not since New Years, and as much as I try to keep my distance and my health, twice now I’ve gotten at leas... read more..