Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3546 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3932

Best 'Out of Office' Automatic Email Replies

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am read more..

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Pastor Tim
10489

Mouse Bomber

Why Mice Shouldn't Be Allowed Internet Access. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3637

Accountancy Exam

Dewey wanted to be an accountant, so he went and took the accountancy exam.Examiner: If I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits do you have?Dewey: Five.Examine... read more..

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Pastor Tim
10879

Space Delivery

Home delivery will have to do until the food court is open on the International Space Station ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
15250

Dog Lick Face

Why you shouldn't let dogs lick your face. read more..

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Pastor Tim
12100

Extreme Cow Tipping

The extreme cow tipping competition was close. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
12082

Happy Pigs

Surveys show that 1 out of 2 pigs enjoy the Cybersalt Site. ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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A Waitress After My Own Heart

I am one who firmly believes the pen is mightier than the sword. Consequently, I have a fully stocked arsenal with every pen and pencil imaginable. I look with a jaundiced eye at the person who is i read more..

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Pastor Tim
4781

Church Bulletin Bloopers

The following have all genuinely appeared in church bulletins!* Next weekend's Fasting & Prayer Conference in Whitby includes all meals.* Sunday morning sermon: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' Sunday ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3641

Open Microphone

While my son was on the Navy carrier USS George Washington, the air wing was busy with training missions. After talking to a pilot, one air-traffic controller accidentally left his microphone on and r... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1359

Cry Out For Deliverance

When the consequences of sin come home to roost in your life, cry out for deliverance. (Pastor Tim had a cold when preaching this sermon so sorry for the croaky voice and odd sniff.) Listen O... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3390

Morning Run

The drill sergeant, making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated: "Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. First, the good. Private Johnson wi... read more..

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Pastor Tim
15666

Eco Harley

Introducing the Eco-Harley ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
7336

The Mayor's Burden

One of the burdens of office of the small town mayor was his brother in-law, a fellow who liked to throw his or, rather, his in-law's political weight around. The mayor had instructed his policemen an... read more..

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Pastor Tim
11528

Pole Plan

Your local government at work. ... read more..

General News
Pastor Tim
17815

Smartphone Pictures Pose Privacy Risks

Here's an important story on another way to keep your kids safe online.  This time it's how you may be using the Internet that is putting them at risk. ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Dog Squats

I don't like to exercise. But then again, I've never had a dog that would exercise with me so perhaps that's what has held me back.  ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3555

Police Report

A motorist collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the police report were: Q - What warning was given by you?A - Horn. Q - What warning was given by the other party?A - Moo.... read more..

Davis Family News
Pastor Tim
2335

Clayton's Engagement

Pastor Tim and Susan are happy and excited to announce the engagement of their son, Clayton, to Rebecca. The happy couple are planning to marry at the end of August. God bless both of them!... read more..

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Pastor Tim
17439

Empty Nest Syndrome

You know you are suffering from "Empty Nest Syndrome" if..... You have thrown out the better part of the last several one-gallon jugs of milk, but still can't bring yourself to buy the one-quart carto... read more..

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Pastor Tim
5072

Eating Out

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You c... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Let the King of Glory Win!

Don't be afraid of trusting Jesus because you doubt his ability to win complete victory. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110220.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110220.mp3"> ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2868

Angry Birds in Real Life Video

OK, I'll admit it. I bought Angry birds for my iPhone so I could play more levels. If you've ever played Angry Birds on your iPhone or Android phone then you know how well done this "Angry Birds in ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
59965

Cat Melon Head

It was at that point that Fifi began plotting her revenge. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3280

Thoughts on Golfing

A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to ge... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Cheap Motel

One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6am wake-up call. The next morning, I awoke before 6, but the phone did not ring until 6:30. "Good morning," a young man said sheepishly. "This is your wake-... read more..

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Pastor Tim
12444

Pig Clean

That's the last time I hide in the laundry to sneak into town. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3669

Sugar Packets Announcement

The Building Committee has been informed that opened sugar packets are being found in the nursery area. We have had some serious problems with ants in the past and would like to avoid any recurrences ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Sightseeing at Alcatraz

A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a sightseeing boat to Alcatraz Prison.  The children weren't good at waiting: they fidgeted, whined, and ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Computer Melt

Hey Honey! The good news is I got the computer running faster. ... read more..