Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3546 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Stress Test

Below is a picture of two dolphins. Take a second, take a deep breath... If you can see both dolphins, your stress level is within the acceptable range. If you see anything other than two dolphins, y... read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
4889

Healthy Again!

Wow, these last few weeks have been doozies! It seems like Tim has been sick more often than not since New Years, and as much as I try to keep my distance and my health, twice now I’ve gotten at leas... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3387

Solid to Gas

Some time ago, I was taking a ground school class for private pilots. During the sessions on weather, the instructor wanted to discuss the concept of sublimation - the act of going from a gas to a sol... read more..

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Pastor Tim
11207

Improved Voting Device

Some states are getting desperate to make voting easier. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
20162

Scooter Helmet

The helmet is right - it's the scooter that's backwards. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5487

Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher

You are probably an elementary school teacher if:~ You ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home.~ You move your dinner partner's glass away from the edge of... read more..

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Pastor Tim
21865

If Men Did Housework

If men did housework. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3643

The Law of Parenthood

There is the Law of Gravity - and then, there is the Law of Parenthood- A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent.- Two is equal to two, except when ref... read more..

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Pastor Tim
10872

First Cup of Coffee

After just one cup, Alyssa knew coffee would change her life forever. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3334

Makeup Routine

Every morning, a little girl would go in the bathroom to watch Mommy as she was putting on her makeup to go to work.But this certain morning when Mom turned to leave the bathroom, the little girl loud... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1327

Money Can Be Good For You

The money you make can be good or bad for you.  Which it is depends on your walk with Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110403.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110403... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3860

New Friend Sincerity

Last summer my wife and I met a couple at a restaurant. After lunch, the women decided to go shopping, and I invited the man to go sailing. While we were out on the water, a storm blew up. The tide ha... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
9269

No Ball Games

There's always someone who wants to rain on your parade.   ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3943

Overdue at the Movies

Tired from waiting for their overdue baby, my daughter and her husband broke the monotony one night with a trip to the movies. My daughter went inside to get seats while my son-in-law bought popcorn a... read more..

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Pastor Tim
9350

Roller Coaster Test

Initial tests on the new roller coaster indicated a lower start speed was needed ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Military Complaining

Chan soon regretted complaining about his job in the mess hall. read more..

Your Turn to Be Funny
Pastor Tim
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Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3228

Little Benjamin

Little Benjamin came running into the kitchen where is mother was working. "Mom, can I please change my name right now?" he asked. "But why would you want to do that?" replied his mom. "Because Dad... read more..

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Pastor Tim
12277

A Little Birdy Told Me

How did I know? A little birdy told me. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3306

Fine Request

A pickpocket was appearing in court for a series of petty crimes. "Mr. Brewster," the judge said, "you are hereby found guilty and fined the sum of $150."After consulting with his client, Mr. Brewster... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Marriage Saver 2

In desperation to save his marriage, Antonio had finally found a way to enjoy shopping with his wife. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3452

Sermon Overtime

The pastor was known for the clarity and brevity of his sermons. His talks were well organized and always ended promptly at 20 minutes.One Sunday, he seemed to wander and drift around a bit and was st... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Cooking Instructions

Because some people just can't cook. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3615

Exemplary Offspring

Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary offspring."There never was a daughter more devoted than my Alice," said Mrs. Davis with a sniff. "Every summer she takes me to the ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
22371

Ladder Truck Safety

Unfortunately, those who needed it most were working during the workplace safety seminar. read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Work to Rule Signs

The city union's work to rule campaign was affecting traffic. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
14050

Press Any Key

Press any key to go to get fired. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3384

Put or Putt?

A teacher was taking her first golf lesson."Is the word spelled 'put' or 'putt'?" she asked the instructor."'Putt' is correct," he replied.  "'Put' means to place a thing where you want it. 'Putt' mea... read more..

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Pastor Tim
12065

Street Sweeper

Hector was pretty impressed that his street sweeper could do sidewalks at the same time. read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Traffic Circle of Death

Julie's driving test had been going well until she reached the traffic circle of death! ... read more..