Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3544 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3413

Solid to Gas

Some time ago, I was taking a ground school class for private pilots. During the sessions on weather, the instructor wanted to discuss the concept of sublimation - the act of going from a gas to a sol... read more..

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Pastor Tim
11227

Improved Voting Device

Some states are getting desperate to make voting easier. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
20194

Scooter Helmet

The helmet is right - it's the scooter that's backwards. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5512

Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher

You are probably an elementary school teacher if:~ You ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home.~ You move your dinner partner's glass away from the edge of... read more..

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Pastor Tim
21899

If Men Did Housework

If men did housework. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3671

The Law of Parenthood

There is the Law of Gravity - and then, there is the Law of Parenthood- A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent.- Two is equal to two, except when ref... read more..

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Pastor Tim
10898

First Cup of Coffee

After just one cup, Alyssa knew coffee would change her life forever. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3356

Makeup Routine

Every morning, a little girl would go in the bathroom to watch Mommy as she was putting on her makeup to go to work.But this certain morning when Mom turned to leave the bathroom, the little girl loud... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1352

Money Can Be Good For You

The money you make can be good or bad for you.  Which it is depends on your walk with Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110403.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110403... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3885

New Friend Sincerity

Last summer my wife and I met a couple at a restaurant. After lunch, the women decided to go shopping, and I invited the man to go sailing. While we were out on the water, a storm blew up. The tide ha... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
9295

No Ball Games

There's always someone who wants to rain on your parade.   ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3964

Overdue at the Movies

Tired from waiting for their overdue baby, my daughter and her husband broke the monotony one night with a trip to the movies. My daughter went inside to get seats while my son-in-law bought popcorn a... read more..

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Pastor Tim
9369

Roller Coaster Test

Initial tests on the new roller coaster indicated a lower start speed was needed ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
14831

Military Complaining

Chan soon regretted complaining about his job in the mess hall. read more..

Your Turn to Be Funny
Pastor Tim
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Pastor Tim
3254

Little Benjamin

Little Benjamin came running into the kitchen where is mother was working. "Mom, can I please change my name right now?" he asked. "But why would you want to do that?" replied his mom. "Because Dad... read more..

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Pastor Tim
12308

A Little Birdy Told Me

How did I know? A little birdy told me. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3329

Fine Request

A pickpocket was appearing in court for a series of petty crimes. "Mr. Brewster," the judge said, "you are hereby found guilty and fined the sum of $150."After consulting with his client, Mr. Brewster... read more..

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Pastor Tim
8603

Marriage Saver 2

In desperation to save his marriage, Antonio had finally found a way to enjoy shopping with his wife. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3479

Sermon Overtime

The pastor was known for the clarity and brevity of his sermons. His talks were well organized and always ended promptly at 20 minutes.One Sunday, he seemed to wander and drift around a bit and was st... read more..

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Pastor Tim
13524

Cooking Instructions

Because some people just can't cook. read more..

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Pastor Tim
3642

Exemplary Offspring

Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary offspring."There never was a daughter more devoted than my Alice," said Mrs. Davis with a sniff. "Every summer she takes me to the ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
22407

Ladder Truck Safety

Unfortunately, those who needed it most were working during the workplace safety seminar. read more..

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Pastor Tim
8653

Work to Rule Signs

The city union's work to rule campaign was affecting traffic. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
14078

Press Any Key

Press any key to go to get fired. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3412

Put or Putt?

A teacher was taking her first golf lesson."Is the word spelled 'put' or 'putt'?" she asked the instructor."'Putt' is correct," he replied.  "'Put' means to place a thing where you want it. 'Putt' mea... read more..

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Pastor Tim
12096

Street Sweeper

Hector was pretty impressed that his street sweeper could do sidewalks at the same time. read more..

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Pastor Tim
18116

Traffic Circle of Death

Julie's driving test had been going well until she reached the traffic circle of death! ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
13581

Police Commandeer Vehicle

Officer Hendricks soon lost the suspect after a poor choice of civilian vehicles to commandeer. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
27085

This Town is so Small...

This town is so small . . .- The City Jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell.- Main Street, which is one block long, dead ends in both directions.- McDonalds only has one Golden Arch.- Th... read more..