Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3547 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
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Pastor Tim
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Computer Melt

Hey Honey! The good news is I got the computer running faster. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Gas

How to tell If your cat has gas. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Largest Amphibious Assault

I had been teaching my seventh-graders about World War II, and a test question was, "What was the largest amphibious assault of all time?" Expecting to see "the D-Day invasion" as the answer, I found ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Tide Table

New to the coast, Bill was a little confused when asked to go check the tide table. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Learn To Read Japanese

You can learn to read Japanese too! ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
14008

Malcolm in the Middle Mall Parking Lot Scene

This is one of my favorite scenes from the TV show, Malcolm in the Middle. I remembered it when I was making the "It's Just a Parking Spot" page. Unfortunately the person who put his on YouTube did n... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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It's Just a Parking Spot

Ladies, please! It's just a parking spot. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Signs You Need a New Pizza Place

~ The pizza's secrets ingredient is still moving. ~ The delivery kid is packing. ~ This weeks special is double cheese and double anchovies at no extra charge. ~ While waiting for the last order to... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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The Politician Dance

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and t... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Let the King of Glory In!

Don't let anything keep or block you from opening the doors of your life wide to let Jesus in. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110213.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110213.mp... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3458

Dog Barking Payback

A wife and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the next door backyard barking for hours and hours. The husband jumps up out of bed and says, "I've ha... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Valentine's Back

Hopefully this is not your Valentine's back when Valentines is back. ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3516

What Do I Do if I Catch My Tail?

I was going over my to-do-list and much to my chagrin, found more unchecked items than checked. I must confess to a temporary inner urge to check off some items and pretend I did them. After all, who ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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In the Fitting Room

My girlfriend took her five-year-old daughter shopping with her. The little girl watched her mother try on outfit after outfit, exclaiming every time, "Mommy, you look beautiful." A woman in the next ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Insurance Check and Double Take

Fire swept the plains and burned down the farmer’s barn. While he surveyed the wreckage, his wife called their insurance company and asked them to send a check for $75,000, the amount of insurance on ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Forget Groundhog Day

Forget Groundhog Day - How about "The Day of the Groundhog!" // read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Bad Day Convertible

Bad Day For a Convertible ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Here Comes Trouble Baby

Thanks for the Warning. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3224

Address Change

My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas to Vermont. The woman who took the call asked where Vermont was. As he tried to explain, she interrupted and sa... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Bull Fighter Training School

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Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3172

Bloopers in the Media

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."- Alan Minter, Box read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Ambulance Service Cutbacks

Cutbacks in the Ambulance Department have slowed response times. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Meet Our Son, Dustin

Meet Our Son, Dust'n. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Military Inspection Contact Lens

Gord! Not now. We'll find your contact lens after inspection. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Driver's Test Intersection of Death!

The Driver's Test Intersection of Death! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3114

Jeep Stuck

During training exercises, the green lieutenant was driving down a muddy back road. He encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Cubicle Friends

The company's new "Cubicle Friends" program was not the morale booster they hoped for. read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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Please, Don't Call Me "Sweetie"

The past several weeks I have been trying to keep my curmudgeon levels to a minimum. It has been a struggle but I am happy to report I have been making fantastic progress. That is until the other day.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Dangerous Criminal

One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Pilot, Let's Go!

With his request approved, the CNN News cameraman quickly used his cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.Arr... read more..