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There is a new inspiring video on the Cybersalt Site today. It features hard working men tasting chocolate for the first time. You can watch "First Chocolate" at:
www.cybersalt.org/inspiration/first-chocolate
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
No ID
A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss.
She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification."
He replied, without hesitation, "No ma'am, that won't be necessary."
"How come?" asked the woman.
"Crooks don't buy peat moss," answered the clerk.
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1006
The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"
Today's Clean Pun
Chemistry Pun
Wanna talk about Sodium? Na
Nitric Oxide? NO
Potassium? K
Can we talk about Sulfer, Uranium and Rhenium now? SURe
How about Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfer, Sodium and Phosphorous? OH SNaP!
Today's Quote
Quote #1454
"If you follow Jesus long enough and far enough, you will trespass on the fields of the impossible."
- Mark Batterson
Today's Illustration
Blame
When the English playwright Oscar Wilde arrived at his club late at night after witnessing the first presentation of a play that had been a complete failure, someone asked. "How did your play go tonight, Oscar?
"Oh," said Wilde, "the play was a great success. The audience was a failure."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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Tongue: A variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow.
I remember when yoga was called Twister.
Sorry if you've groan tired of my puns; that's just how eye roll.
A guy gets home from work one night and hears a little voice. The little voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." The man is disturbed at what he hears and ignores the little voice.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 