I didn’t sleep well last night so I made my coffee this morning with Red Bull instead of water. I was half way to work when I realized I forgot my car.
There is a new Funny Cat Picture on Cybersalt site today. You will find "Cat Antlers" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-antlers
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This guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot.
He sees one on a perch with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's right leg.
He asks the owner the significance of the strings.
"Well, this is a highly trained parrot. If you pull the red string he speaks French; if you pull the green string he speaks German," replies the shop keeper.
"And what happens if I pull both the strings?" our curious shopper inquires.
"I fall off my perch, you goober!!" screeches the parrot.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
A dog who gave birth to puppies on the roadside was cited for littering.
"If you do not believe in regeneration, if you do not see its utter absolute necessity, then I do not see that you have any right to regard yourself as a Christian. If you do not see that you are so lost that nothing but receiving new life from God can reconcile you and take you to heaven, then you are lacking at a vital point, a point that is integral and belongs to the very integrity of faith."
- Martyn Lloyd-Jones
Working as a computer instructor for an adult-education program at a community college, I am keenly aware of the gap in computer knowledge between my younger and older students.
My observations were confirmed the day a new student walked into our library area and glanced at the encyclopedia volumes stacked on a bookshelf.
"What are all these books?" he asked.
Somewhat surprised, I replied that they were encyclopedias.
"Really?" he said. Someone printed out the whole thing?"
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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his head.
Sunday greetings everyone!
Today, perhaps even as you read this, I am finishing a sermon series on the "You have heard it said" sections from Jesus' sermon on the mount in Matthew. If that interests you, the first five messages are available for listening on the Westside Bible Church website at:
www.westsidefamily.org/messages
Also, you may remember me talking about Josh Reaume, a superb young man from our congregation who aspired to race in NASCAR. I'm happy to update you that Josh has been racing in NASCAR's Xfinity series! You can find out more about Josh on his new web site at:
www.joshreaume.com
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My sister-in-law, a truck driver, decided to get a dog for protection.
As she inspected a likely candidate, the trainer told her, "He doesn't like men."
"Perfect," my sister-in-law thought and took the dog.
Then one day she was approached by two men in a parking lot, and she watched to see how her canine bodyguard would react.
Soon it became clear that the trainer wasn't kidding.
As the men got closer, the dog ran under the nearest car.
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
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A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
