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Today's CleanLaugh
Military Computer Manners
The Pentagon recently unveiled its new super computer to the top brass. This fantastic device, capable of making bazillions of decisions in split nanoseconds, is designed to solve all military problems with the greatest of ease.
To test its capabilities, the brass poses a tactical problem to it and then asks for a decision, "Attack or retreat?"
The computer hums a bit, blinks a myriad of lights and answers, "Yes."
The brass, somewhat confused by this answer, replies, "Yes what?"
The computer instantly replies, "Yes, SIR!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1022
I finally found a diet plan that works; it's called "The Cost of Food."
Today's Clean Pun
Middle East Search Engine
Someone should start a search engine for political insight on the Middle East and call it NetanYahoo.
Today's Quote
Quote #1470
"But he who dares not grasp the thorn, should never crave the rose."
- Anne Brontë
Today's Illustration
Patient Confession
Farmer Josh killed a pig and hung it up for the night, intending to butcher it in the morning, but the next day it was gone. He didn't tell a soul about it, and nothing happened for more than two months.
Then another farmer, who lived down the road, came by and said, "By the way Josh, did you ever find out who stole your pig?"
"Nope," said Josh. "Not until just now."
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