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There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today; it's a sign your city works crew is for the birds. You'll find "Pothole Goose" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/pothole-goose
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Animal Race Stats
Some racehorses are staying in a stable.
One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 16 races, I've won 8 of them!"
Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 20!!"
"Oh that's good, but in the last 37 races, I've won 29!" says another, flicking his tail.
At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening.
"I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 91 races, I've won 89!"
The horses are clearly amazed.
"Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence.
"A talking dog."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1023
"Wow! That butterfly's gonna be HUGE!" said the first person to find a mummy.
Today's Clean Pun
Riveting Documentary
I'm watching a documentary on how they attach those little metal things onto jeans.
It's riveting.
Today's Quote
Quote #1471
"The only person who dares wake up a king at 3:00am for a glass of water is a child. We have that kind of access."
- Timothy Keller
Today's Illustration
Credit Requests
An elderly fisherman wrote the following to a catalog company: "Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show on page 438, and if it's any good, I'll send you a check."
In a short time he received the following reply: "Please send check. If it's any good, we'll send the engine."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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