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A salesman telephoned a household and a young boy answered.

"May I speak to your mother?" the salesman asked.

The boy replied, "She's not here right now."

The salesman then asked, "Is there anyone else there?"

The boy replied, "My sister."

The salesman asked, "May I speak to her"?

The boy replied, "I guess so."

At this point there was a long period of silence on the phone.

What's so good about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag's a big plus.

"Please pray for my wife; she married an idiot."

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Cybersalt News

There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt Site today. It's a reminder of why we teach children to tell the truth. You can watch "Broccoli Max" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/broccoli-max

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

Today's CleanLaugh

A Dog Named Bear

Friends of ours owned a huge Great Dane named "Bear." He looked menacing but was actually quite harmless. Though Bear has gone on to doggy heaven here are two great stories they often tell.

Bear's playground was a fenced yard about 40 feet square. With a mere 3 foot fence his head easily reached over the top. Standing on his haunches it looked like he could walk over the fence. One of the neighbor boys asked the owner if he could jump the fence. "Shhhhh," she replied. "He can - but don't tell him."

Then, One day the man of the house was assaulted by the sound of a stereo large enough to power a theatre mounted in a car trunk. Looking out the window he saw what appeared to be a drug deal. No problem, he clicked on Bears' chain and took him out. Marching right up to the occupants and pointing to the dog he mouthed these words over the noise, "My dog doesn't like your music."

The stereo was immediately silenced and the car quickly disappeared from sight.

Today's One-liner

One-liner #0999

I'm called the master of suspense because

Today's Clean Pun

Cow Return

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Today's Quote

Quote #1448

"The beauty is in the walking; we are betrayed by destinations." -Gwyn Thomas

Military Service, Body Piercing

I am a 3-tour veteran of Vietnam and frown on body piercing (anywhere).

As I was approaching Vietnam by air in our squadron, I looked down at the jungle and although I couldn't see anything going on, I knew there was danger there.

I tried to pray, but my mind was so taken up with what was going on, I couldn't. The only prayer that I could come up with was,

"Lord, I know you made me with the exact number of holes that you wanted me to have. I ask you to let me leave Vietnam with the same exact number!"

Mac McComas, MCPO USN, Ret. (Used with Permission)

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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