Entertainment

Any description of this video of goats competing in this king of the hill competition would fall short of satisfaction, so just sit back, watch and enjoy!

A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day.

"Doc, there's something wrong with me. Every time I stand in a baby's high chair and face southwest, and then touch my tongue to a piece of aluminum foil that's wrapped around an acorn, I get a strange tingle in my big toe. Can you tell me what the problem is?"

"Sure!" The doctor said. "You have way too much time on your hands!"

*Children's Attempts at Singing Well Known Hymns*

Sometimes kids get things a little......well, maybe these came from kids:

- Give us this day our deli bread!

- Glory be to the Father and to the Son and to the Whole East Coast.

- We shall come to Joyce's, bringing in the cheese.

- Gladly, the consecrated, cross-eyed bear.

- He carrots for you.

Cybersalt News

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today; it's a sign your city works crew is for the birds.  You'll find "Pothole Goose" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/pothole-goose 

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

Today's CleanLaugh

Animal Race Stats

Some racehorses are staying in a stable.

One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 16 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 20!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 37 races, I've won 29!" says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening.

"I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 91 races, I've won 89!"

The horses are clearly amazed.

"Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence.

"A talking dog."

Today's One-liner

One-liner #1023

"Wow! That butterfly's gonna be HUGE!" said the first person to find a mummy.

Today's Clean Pun

Riveting Documentary

I'm watching a documentary on how they attach those little metal things onto jeans.

It's riveting.

Today's Quote

Quote #1471

"The only person who dares wake up a king at 3:00am for a glass of water is a child. We have that kind of access."

- Timothy Keller

Credit Requests

An elderly fisherman wrote the following to a catalog company: "Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show on page 438, and if it's any good, I'll send you a check."

In a short time he received the following reply: "Please send check. If it's any good, we'll send the engine."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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