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Cybersalt News

There is a new Funny Church Sign on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Time to Visit" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/time-to-visit

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

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Today's CleanLaugh

Little Voice

A man walks into his doctor's office and says,

"Doctor, I've eaten something that disagrees with me."

A voice from the man's stomach says, "No, you haven't."

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Today's One-liner

One-liner #1028

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?

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Today's Clean Pun

Flight Memories

A round-trip plane ticket: Boy, that really takes me back.

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Today's Quote

Quote #1476

"Selfishness is a sin that suffocates our capacity to love."

- A.W. Tozer

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Today's Illustration

Subjectivity

My daughter was coming home from work late one night, when she came across a huge building fire. As she was stuck in traffic, she thought to herself, "I must be a half a mile away from the fire, and I can feel the heat from here!"

Then she realized, she had the heater on full blast.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.