Cybersalt News
There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. When watching planes land you may not want to be absolutely under them. You'll see why in "Flying Low" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/flying-low
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
You Know You're in Trouble When
You know you're in trouble when ...
Your accountant's letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.
Your suggestion box starts ticking.
You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, and have less than you've ever had.
The simple instructions enclosed aren't.
People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.
The plumber floats by on your kitchen table.
Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the District Attorney is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1029
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
Today's Clean Pun
Bovine Delivery
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-CALF-inated.
Today's Quote
Quote #1477
"Some burn up in the fire. Others are refined by it."
Today's Illustration
Teacher Parents
My wife and I are teachers, and our jobs often spill over into our family life. One morning as our eight-year-old Maggie was getting ready for school, I peeked into her room to be sure she had tidied it up.
"You call THAT a made bed?" I asked.
No Dad," Maggie replied. "It's just a rough draft."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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