Tomorrow, which isn't even here yet, will never be the day after tomorrow again.
Finally, my winter fat is gone.
Now all I have are spring rolls.
There is a new Funny Dog Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. It shows a dog that has mastered 50% of "sit and stay." Check out "Half Stay" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/half-stay
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim
If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here.
There were two Goobers walking toward each other down the street.
One Goober was carrying a sack.
When they met up, the second Goober asked, "Whatcha got in that there sack?"
The Goober with the sack replied, "Just some chickens."
The second Goober said, "If I guess how many chickens are in that there sack, can I have one?"
The first Goober answered, "I'll give ya both of them if you get it right."
So, the second Goober thought and thought. Finally he guessed. "Five?"
If anything is on your mind, get it off your chest.
Realtors: Really put you in your place.
"We will speak thankful words consistently, when we are thankful people."
When I was stationed at Myrtle Beach, S.C., I spent my spare time fishing in the backwaters of the Intracoastal Waterway. Soon I became a guide of sorts for some senior non-commissioned officers.
Once, a chief master sergeant hooked a 20-pound striped bass. After he reeled the fish onto the boat, he slipped the hook out of its mouth and released it back into the water.
He must have noticed the puzzled look on my face.
"Rank does have its privileges. I can't keep a fish that has more stripes than I do," he explained.
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If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here.
There were two Goobers walking toward each other down the street.
One Goober was carrying a sack.
When they met up, the second Goober asked, "Whatcha got in that there sack?"
The Goober with the sack replied, "Just some chickens."
The second Goober said, "If I guess how many chickens are in that there sack, can I have one?"
The first Goober answered, "I'll give ya both of them if you get it right."
So, the second Goober thought and thought. Finally he guessed. "Five?"
Each day, enjoy a CleanLaugh here. Want the latest clean jokes e-mailed directly to you? Subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest at www.cybersaltlists.org.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!
Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
