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Mother's Day is this Sunday, so if you are going to buy your mom a present leave some time for shopping. After all, as the newest picture on the Cybersalt Site reminds us, she certainly spent a lot of time shopping for you! Check out "Enough Shopping" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/enough-shopping
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Pray Loud
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs, "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE. I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO. I PRAY FOR A NEW PVR..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1046
I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.
Today's Clean Pun
Massachusetts Shorts
Khakis (n.): what you need to start the car in Boston.
Today's Quote
Quote #1494
To my children: Never make fun of having to help me with computer stuff. I taught you how to use a spoon.
- Sue Fitzmaurice
Today's Illustration
Eyes of Love
My mother's friend joined Weight Watchers, and the other day when she was getting ready to go to the weekly meeting her little grandson asked her where she was going. She said she was going to her fat club.
When she got back home her grandson said, "Well Grandma, are you fat yet?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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