Cybersalt News
Oh Look, Chicken Thursday!
Also, happy Cinco de Mayo, which co-incidentally fell on May 5 this year!
There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Rhino Breeding" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/rhino-breeding
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Bathroom Sign
Thanks to Norma K. Appel for sending today's CleanLaugh.
Dear Pastor Tim, this is a true story.
It was Thanksgiving day and my friend's hall bathroom was not working.
She had another bathroom off the master bedroom so she asked her pre-teen daughter to put a sign on the hall bathroom door and then close it.
Due to all the busyness of preparations for the big event (she has a very large family to prepare for) she never got the opportunity to stop, even to go to the bathroom, until all her guests had left that day.
When she walked down the hall toward her bedroom, she glanced over and saw the sign her young daughter had written on the hall bathroom door.
It read: "Out of odor."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1045
George Burns has some of the best one-liners!
George: Gracie, did the nurse ever happen to drop you on your head when you were a baby?
Gracie: Oh no! We couldn't afford a nurse, my mother had to do it herself.
Today's Clean Pun
Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps
I used to be indecisive. But now I am not so sure.
Today's Quote
Quote #1493
"When the dead hand of rationalism holds Christianity in its stony grip, all energy and vitality is drained out of it, not to mention miracle and mystery."
- Leonard Sweet
Today's Illustration
Brotherly Advice
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman.
"Sure you can, Mickey," Charlie said. "Just flap your arms really hard."
So Mickey climbed up on the windowsill, started flapping like mad, jumped, then smashed into the ground just a few inches below.
Horrified, their mother came screaming into the room and said, "What happened?"
Charlie said, "I was just teaching Mickey not to believe everything he's told."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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