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Today's CleanLaugh
Ladies' Tee
It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Murray was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. "Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee back up to the men's tee, please!"
Murray was still deep in his routine, seemingly oblivious to the interruption.
Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee, kindly back up to the men's tee!"
Murray had had enough. He broke his stance, lowered his driver back to the ground and shouted, "Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly be quiet and let me play my second shot?"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1044
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Today's Clean Pun
Skinny Lane
If you’re walking in the narrow space behind my building, you’re right up my alley.
Today's Quote
Quote #1492
"Think it through to its logical conclusion, and if the outcome is something that God would condemn, put a stop to it immediately."
- Oswald Chambers
Today's Illustration
Dependency On God
Prayer of a child:
"Bless my mom and dad ... and dear God, take good care of Yourself.
If anything happens to You, we're sunk."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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