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Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of a salary he was looking for.

"In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

"Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years...say, a red Corvette?"

"Wow! Are you kidding?"

"Yeah, but you started it."

Two older women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day.

"I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That makes me terribly nervous!" the first one said.

"Oh, my Elmer used to do the same thing," the other woman commented. "But I broke him of that habit real quick."

"What did you do?"

"I hid his teeth!"

Somebody didn't read
their babysitter's resume very close.

Cybersalt News

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Today's new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site is a reminder to read your babysitter's resume carefully. You'll find "Babysitter Resume" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/babysitter-resume 

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Golf Stroke

"I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at the club.

"Wow," said the young man, "that's pretty impressive."

"Not really," said the little old man.

"Any hotter and I'd probably have a stroke."

Today's One-liner

One-liner #1051

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of bread.

Today's Clean Pun

Science of Soft Drinks

I know a lot about pop; I guess you could say I'm a Fizzisist.

Today's Quote

Quote #1499

 "Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy."

- C.S. Lewis

God's Beauty Tips

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.

For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others.

To lose weight, let go of stress, hatred, anger, discontentment, and the need to control others.

To improve your ears, listen to the Word of God.

For poise, walk with knowledge and self-esteem.

To strengthen your arms, hug at least 3 people a day; touch someone with your love.

To strengthen your heart, forgive yourself and others.

For the ultimate in business, casual or evening attire, put on the robe of Christ; it fits like a glove but allows room for growth.

Best of all, it never goes out of style and is appropriate for any occasion.

Doing these things on a daily basis will certainly make you a more beautiful person.

- Author Unknown

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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