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Today's newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site is a reminder to wear appropriate headgear at a protest. You'll find "Melon Protest" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/melon-protest
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.
Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, I quipped, "I don't think that is going to help much, hon."
"Sure it does," he said.
"How else can I see the numbers?"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1064
My exercise program consists of having a lot of stairs in my home and forgetting things.
Today's Clean Pun
Transit Rescue
Just take the bus: walk behind a car and you'll get exhausted; walk in front of a car and you'll get tired.
Today's Quote
Quote #1512
Pope Francis revealed recently he daily prays a meditation from St. Thomas More that includes the line:
“Grant me, O Lord, a sense of good humor. Allow me the grace to be able to take a joke.”
Today's Illustration
Job Impressions
I had always talked about my job a lot at home, and my young daughter had always expressed great interest. So I thought it would be a treat for her to spend the day with me at the office. Since I wanted it to be a surprise, I didn't tell her where we were going, just that it would be fun.
Although usually a bit shy, she seemed excited to meet each colleague I introduced. On the way home, however, she seemed somewhat down.
"Didn't you have a nice time?" I asked.
"Well, it was okay," she responded, "but I thought it would be more like a circus."
Confused, I asked, "Whatever do you mean?"
She said, "Well, you said you work with a bunch of clowns, and I never got to see them!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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