Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
The latest Funny Sign Picture to be added to the Cybersalt Site is actually a note (close enough in my books.) It illustrates how to clean a bathroom royalty. You'll find "Bathroom Fit for the Queen" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/bathroom-fit-for-the-queen
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Jury Age
Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, our friend received a jury-duty notice.
She called to remind the people at the clerk's office that she was exempt because of her age.
"You need to come in and fill out the exemption forms," they said.
"I've already done that," she replied. "I did it last year."
"You have to do it every year," she was told.
"Why?" came the response. "Do you think I'm going to get younger?"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1063
Gonna stop making arbitrary deadlines: starting today.
Today's Clean Pun
Redneck Movie
Have you guys seen the new documentary about Rednecks?
I only saw the trailer.
Today's Quote
Quote #1511
"The Christian shoemaker does his duty not by putting little crosses on the shoes, but by making good shoes."
- Martin Luther
Today's Illustration
Clear Communication
In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor.
One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vendor was suffering from a "severe non-linear waterfowl issue."
Curious, the team leader raised his eyebrows and asked, "What exactly is that?"
The programmer replied, "They don't have all their ducks in a row."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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