Here's a wave pool you may enjoy swimming in - or not!
The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Wave pools are a lot of fun to swim in - unless they are used for ocean testing. You'll see what I mean when you watch "FloWave Exhibition" in the FunBlog at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/flowave-exhibition
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Piranha Spell
While my third-grade class was completing a writing exercise, one of the students asked me how to spell "piranha."
I told him I was unsure. To my delight, he went to the dictionary to solve his problem.
That's when I overheard another pupil say to him,
"Why bother to look it up? She doesn't know how to spell it anyway."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1136
Choose a degree in something you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life, because that field probably isn't hiring.
Today's Clean Pun
The Science of You
You matter, unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light ...
then you energy!
Today's Quote
Quote #1584
"How we walk with the broken speaks louder than how we sit with the great."
- Bill Bennot
Today's Illustration
Sympathy
Rod and one of his fellow soldiers were assigned to wax the floors of their barracks. They'd heard that if they got the wax really hot, it would just glide across the floor, cutting their labor time in half. Unfortunately, as they were heating the can of wax with a cigarette lighter, it caught on fire, setting off alarms and attracting firetrucks, ambulances and the police.
Rod had to report to his sergeant's office immediately. Assuming he was in big trouble, he took a deep breath as he faced his superior. But before Rod could say a word, the sergeant simply muttered,
"Been there, done that.
You're free to go."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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You matter, unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light ...
then you energy!
Choose a degree in something you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life, because that field probably isn't hiring.
Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone!
Today the Cybersalt Site is revisiting a Rev. James Snyder devotional. It touches on a topic near and dear to many of you - coffee. You can read "A Cup Of Joe Says A Lot About Us" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/a-cup-of-joe-says-a-lot-about-us
Also, my friend Rick August is giving away 4 winter safety kits. If you are in Canada or the continental United States you can enter at:
www.smartdrivetest.com/checklists
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Matching Shoes
John and Nancy were married for 40 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows and planned a second wedding.
They were discussing the details with their friends. Nancy wasn't going to wear a traditional bridal gown and she started describing the dress she was planning to wear. One of her friends asked what color shoes she had to go with the dress.
Nancy replied, "Silver."
At that point, her husband chimed in, "Yep silver...to match her hair."
Shooting a glaring look at John's bald spot, Nancy's friend said, "So, John, I guess you are going barefoot."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1135
If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.
Today's Clean Pun
Missing Digits
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
Today's Quote
Quote #1583
"If any man thinks ill of you, do not be angry with him; for you are worse than he thinks you to be."
- Charles H. Spurgeon
Today's Illustration
Poor Health
I sat there waiting for my new doctor to make his way through the file that contained my very extensive medical history.
After he finished all seventeen pages, he looked at me and said, "You look better in person than you do on paper."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
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Games Article Count: 15
Here are the games we have on the site so far. There aren't many but they're loads of fun.
Funny Pictures Article Count: 679
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Funny Car Pictures Article Count: 169
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Funny Cat Pictures Article Count: 231
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
Funny Dog Pictures Article Count: 149
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Funny Horse Pictures Article Count: 24
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
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We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
Pearly Gates Jokes Article Count: 544
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Clean Puns Article Count: 1999
Our collection of puns.
The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
Funny Signs Article Count: 167
Our collection of funny signs.
One-liners Article Count: 2059
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chicken Humor Article Count: 1
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!