Here is another way to celebrate the 4th of July - by making some cars fly!
I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.
When I lived in a dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water fights. Dousing and bombarding one another with water from squirt guns, glasses, balloons, even wastebaskets. Since each room had a sink, there was endless ammunition. The most frequent target was the Resident Assistant.
Approaching his room one afternoon, he noticed his door was ajar. Looking up, he saw a pail of water balanced on the door's edge, ready to fall on him. As he took down the pail and emptied it into his sink, he thought, "Those crazy guys actually thought they could fool me with that old gag!"
It was then he realized we'd removed the drainpipe beneath the sink.
You’re at a loss for words: don’t worry, maybe it’s just aphasia.
Sunday greetings everyone!
There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. A cancelled flight and a missed connection has Rev. James Snyder thinking about time. You can read "Bad Breath Ain’t Always That Bad" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/get-me-to-the-airport-on-time
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
A friend of mine is a deputy with the sheriff's department canine unit.
One evening, the deputy was dispatched to the scene of a possible burglary, where he discovered the back door of a building ajar. He let the dog out his patrol car and commanded it to enter and seek.
Jumping from the back seat, the dog headed for the building. After lunging through the doorway, the dog froze and backed out. My friend was puzzled until he investigated further.
Then he noticed the sign on the building:
"Veterinarian's Office."
Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.
Every time someone says, "Happy Columbus Day!" Dayton dies a little inside.
Prosperity knits a man to the World. He feels that he is ‘finding his place in it’, while really it is finding its place in him.
- C.S. Lewis
Thank You, GOD for everything
I've experienced here on earth.
Thank You for protecting me
from the moment of my birth.
And Thank You for the beauty
around me everywhere,
The gentle rain and glistening dew,
the sunshine and the air.
The joyous gift of "feeling"
the soul's soft, whispering voice
That speaks to me from deep within
and makes my heart rejoice.
Oh, GOD, no words are great enough
to thank You for just living,
And that is why every day
is a day for real THANKSGIVING.
- Helen Steiner Rice
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Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
