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Sunday greetings everyone!
Rev. James Snyder recently tried to take small talk to a new level with someone at the grocery store. You can read "Apart from That, I’m Doing Fine!" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/apart-from-that-i-m-doing-fine
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Large Party
On one occasion William Howard Taft, in his work as an attorney, took a train to Somerville, about 40 miles north of his home in Cincinnati.
At the end of the day he knew that the policy of the railway was not to stop for just one passenger to board. He therefore sent this telegram: "Stop at Somerville for a large party."
As the train came to a halt, Taft began to board the train, and conductor asked, "Where's the large party?"
Taft, with all of his 335 pounds replied, "I'm the large party."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1139
I might wake up early and go running ... but I also might win the lottery; the odds are about the same.
Today's Clean Pun
Cummerbund O'Clock
I combined all of my wrist watches to make a belt!
It's a complete waist of time!
Today's Quote
Quote #1587
"Choose to live generously and watch your life change."
- Brad Formsma
Today's Illustration
Good Marriages
~~ A good marriage must be created. ~~
In the art of marriage, the little things are big things....
It's never being too old to hold hands.
It's remembering to say "I love you" at least once each day.
It's never going to sleep angry.
It's having a mutual sense of values and common objectives.
It is standing together, facing the world.
It is forming a circle of love that gathers in the whole family.
It is speaking words of appreciation and demonstrating gratitude in thoughtful ways.
It is having the capacity to forgive and forget.
It is giving each other an atmosphere in which each can grow.
It is a common search for the good and the beautiful.
It is not only marrying the right partner, but also being the right partner.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie; after a while it won't feel like you're alone anymore.
Thanks to Walter McLauren for today's CleanPun.
A wealthy old man looked around the table at his two sons and five daughters and their spouses gathered for a family reunion.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 