Issue #4363
Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy first day of summer or winter - depending on which side of the earth's waistband you live ;-).
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Hog Mark-up
My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple at the next table discussing their bill.
"Well Mary," said the man,
"Near as I can figure, based on the price of the ham dinner you just ate, we've got a hog back on the farm worth at least $137,000."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1293
If Facebook has taught us anything, it's that a lot of you are not quite ready for a Spelling Bee.
Today's Clean Pun
Pony Swap
100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.
Today, everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.
Oh how the stables have turned.
Today's Quote
Quote #1734
"Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them."
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Today's Illustration
Appearances #2
Each Friday night I drove my wife to the station for the train to Weimar, CA, so she could visit her sister who was ill. Ten minutes later, my sister arrived by train from Sacramento to manage our household over the weekend. On Sundays, this procedure worked in reverse with my sister departing by train ten minutes before my wife arrived.
One evening after my sister left and while I awaited my wife's arrival, a porter sauntered over.
"Mister," he said, "you are sure some man! But one of these days you are goin' to get caught!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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