Issue #4389
Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings!
Rev. James Snyder enjoys solving mysteries, but some of them he simply rejoices in. You can read, "Where’s Sherlock Holmes When You Need Him?" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/where-s-sherlock-holmes-when-you-need-him
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Welcome Home
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter's plane. She had just come back from a faraway land trying to find adventure.
As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly behind her daughter dressed in feathers with exotic markings all over his body and carrying a shrunken head.
The daughter introduced this man as her new husband.
The mother gasped in disbelief and disappointment and then it dawned on her.
"Oh Sweetheart, I said for you to marry a rich doctor! A RICH Doctor!"
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1318
Anyone who reads this is illiterate!
Today's Clean Pun
Musical Diagnosis
A psychologist is meeting with a new patient that just happens to be a musical instrument.
Says the patient, "I'm a guitar! I'm a guitar!"
Says the psychologist kindly, "You're a lyre."
Today's Quote
Quote #1759
"I will stay in jail to the end of my days before I make a butchery of my conscience."
- John Bunyan (imprisoned for preaching)
Today's Illustration
Curiosity Begins
A teacher was finishing up a lesson on the joys of discovery and the importance of curiosity.
"Where would we be today," she asked, "if no one had ever been curious?"
One child quietly spoke up from the back of the room. "In the garden of Eden?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.