Issue #4388
Cybersalt News
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~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Check Up
A man goes to a doctor for a physical checkup.
The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"One-seventy," he says.
The nurse puts him on the scale.
It turns out that his weight is 183 pounds.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"Five-eleven," he says.
The nurse checks and sees that he's only 5 foot 8 1/2 inches.
She then takes his blood pressure, and it's very high.
The man explains, "Of course it's high. When I came in here, I was tall and wiry. Now, I'm short and fat!"
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1317
I am certain of it, but I may be wrong.
Today's Clean Pun
Adder-up
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
A π-thon.
Today's Quote
Quote #1758
"Lord, the sea is so wide and my boat is so small. Be with me. Amen"
- Breton fisherman
Today's Illustration
Graciousness
One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a.m. at Jeff's house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, "Is this 555-1111?"
"No, this is 555-1112," Jeff replied.
"Oh, I'm so sorry for disturbing you," the woman said.
"That's alright," Jeff said. "I had to get up to answer the phone anyway."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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