My dad was always a "If you got up there on your own, you can get down on your own" sort of man.
Fantastic father! Terrible air traffic controller.
On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - flowers!"
"That's right!" said the boy, "but how did you know?"
"Just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!"
I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
If anything, it made him more sluggish.
Sunday greetings everyone!
Some of you will remember that the last time I was back east visiting my parents, I badly sprained my ankle, which led to a lot of pain, recovery time, and lingering side effects in my feet.
Just before that injury, Susan and I had gone for a walk around the block in the rural area where my parents live. During some of the most painful times afterward—when I was struggling with mobility and even simple movement around the house—I found myself thinking back to that walk. I was amazed that something so effortless had suddenly become so difficult. I longed for the ability to simply put my shoes on and go for a pain free walk again, and I wondered if I would ever get back to that point.
Well, I’ve just returned from visiting my parents again, in a place much colder and snowier than here on Vancouver Island, where Cybersalt headquarters is located. One day, when the temperature rose above freezing and the sun came out, I was excited to lace up my shoes and head out for that same walk around the block.
As I walked, I found myself deeply grateful to God, praising Jesus that I had come through that difficult season and was now almost back to normal.
Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.
~ Pastor Tim
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank ...
The rabbit says, I think I might be a type o.
I just saw a pack of gummy worms that said, "No artificial flavors." Who is out there buying gummy worms hoping they taste like real worms??
I recently bought a chicken to make some sandwiches.
It doesn't. It's noisy and poops all over the floor.
"Pray without ceasing, because Satan is preying without ceasing."
- Toby Mac #SpeakLife
Jesus loves me, this I know
Though my hair is white as snow
Though my sight is growing dim
Still He bids me trust in Him.(CHORUS 1):
YES, JESUS LOVES ME YES, JESUS LOVES ME
YES. JESUS LOVES ME THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO.
Though my steps are oh, so slow.
With my hand in His I'll go
On through life, let come what may
He'll be there too lead the way.
(CHORUS 1)
Though I am no longer young,
I have much which He's begun
Let me serve Christ with a smile.
Go with others the extra mile.
(CHORUS 1)
When the nights are dark and long,
In my heart He puts a song,
Telling me in words so clear,
"Have not fear, for I am near."
(CHORUS 1)
When my work on earth is done,
And life's vic'tries have been won
He will take me home above,
Then I'll understand His love.
(CHORUS 1)
I love Jesus, does He know?
Have I ever told Him so?
Jesus loves to hear me say
That I love Him every day.
(CHORUS 2):
Yes, I love Jesus,
Yes, I love Jesus,
Yes, I love Jesus
I tell Him when I pray.
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Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
I have a confession to make. I never realized that the older I get, the more difficult life seems to be. Oh, for those good ole days.
As a young person, I thought that when I got older, all of my problems would be solved. At the time, I did not know all the problems I was going to face in life. Maybe that’s why my face looks like it does!
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I just saw a pack of gummy worms that said, "No artificial flavors." Who is out there buying gummy worms hoping they taste like real worms??
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
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Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
