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Today's mailing is going out late today. Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a good visit in snowy Ontario. A few days ago our eldest grandson turned 13. I am not sure how that happened so fast, but it is a mystery I am grateful for!
Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.
~ Pastor Tim
That's a Hoot 🦉
Overheard on the starship Enterprise:
"Don't be alarmed, but I think someone on the ship is actually an owl."
"Who?"
"I knew it was you ..."
One-Liner #1998
I hate it when people think they are so intelligent and start talking about Mozart when they haven't even seen one of his paintings.
Domicile Directions
I'm currently reading a book on Do-It-Yourself house construction.
By Bill Jerome Holmes
Quote #2434
"Grace is opposed to earning, but not to effort."
- Dallas Willard
52 Bible Verses for Men Week 3 The love Chapter
Week three of writing a song for each one of the devotionals mentioned in the book "52 Bible Verses for Men" by Samuel Deuth These songs are the product of my love for God and music. They are in no way perfect. If you think these demos deserve merit to be completed and mastered, let me know which and why. I'd love your feedback.
What Does Love Mean?
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8-year-olds: "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:
"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."
Rebecca - age 8
"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth."
Billy - age 4
"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."
Karl - age 5
"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
Chrissy - age 6
"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
Terri - age 4
"Love is when my Mommy makes coffee for my Daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
Danny - age 7
"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."
Bobby - age 5
"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend whom you hate."
Nikka - age 6
"There are two kinds of love. Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them."
Jenny - age 4
"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it every day."
Noelle - age 7
"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."
Tommy - age 6
"My Mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."
Clare - age 5
"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."
Elaine - age 5
"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."
Chris - age 8
"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."
Mary Ann - age 4
"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."
Lauren - age 4
"I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her."
Bethany - age 4
"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you."
Karen - age 7
"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."
Mark - age 6
"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
Jessica - age 8
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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What Do You Want Me to Do?
One of the most profound questions Jesus often asked during His years of ministry, and still asks each of us today, is … “What do you want Me to do for you?”
Similarly, in our everyday lives, we often ask one another, “How can I help you?” This question reflects Christ’s own servant heart. While we may not perform miracles as Jesus did, we are still called to serve others in a Christ-like way. Our acts of kindness, whether small or great, are opportunities to reflect His love and character to those around us.
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After the revival had concluded, the three pastors were discussing the results with one another.
One thing I have learned in life is that for many people, truth is a relative thing. The truth is what they say it is, and you can't convince them otherwise.
Getting mythology wrong is my Hercules ankle.
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A frog got his DNA tested.
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