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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

The computer is currently fighting me as I try to get today's mailing together, so I am just going to not look it in the eye and back away slowly.

Todays' video share captures what looks like underwater lightning - but it's not!
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Enjoy the rest of today's Digest. 

~ Pastor Tim 

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Sometimes tough parenting requires that you tell your kids that they need to clean their rooms before they can have a donut, while you sit eating donuts yelling, "Hurry, they are almost gone!"

Today my son asked, "Can I have a book mark?"

I burst into tears.

Eleven years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

"You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of by the police."

- Joan Rivers

Hello friends, welcome back. This is episode 8 of my challenge to write 52 songs this year based on the little book *52 Bible Verses forMen* by Samuel Duth. Today I'm exploring the eighth verse in the series: 1 Timothy 4:8.

The verse says, "For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise for both this life and the life to come."

The ESV puts it this way: "For while bodily training is of some value, godliness is of value in every way, as it holds promise for the present life and also for the life to come. The saying is trustworthy and deserving of full acceptance. For to this end we toil and strive, because we have our hope set on the living God, who is the Savior of all people, especially of those who believe."

A passenger train was creeping along painfully slowly when finally it creaked to a complete halt.

One passenger saw a conductor walking by outside and yelled, "What's going on?"

"Cow on the track!" replied the conductor.

Ten minutes later, the train resumed its slow pace, but within five minutes, it stopped again.

The same woman saw the same conductor walking by again and leaned out the window and yelled,

"What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Susan Page writes . . . . 

I recently read this post on Facebook:

Yeah! I am a winner at Roll up the Rim! I won the invitation to "Please Play Again.”
Comment: You misread it ... it says please pray again.

We can easily fall into the trap of advertising campaigns. We jump at the thrill of the purchase, especially if there’s a chance of winning something. Like what, a free donut? Free? Pardon my sarcasm.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

Today my son asked, "Can I have a book mark?"

I burst into tears.

Eleven years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Sometimes tough parenting requires that you tell your kids that they need to clean their rooms before they can have a donut, while you sit eating donuts yelling, "Hurry, they are almost gone!"