Canterbury, England. AD 999.
An atmosphere close to panic prevails today throughout Europe as the millennial year 1000 approaches, bringing with it the so-called "Y1K Bug," a menace which, until recently, hardly anyone had ever heard of.
Prophets of doom are warning that the entire fabric of Western Civilization, based as it now is upon monastic computations, could collapse, and that there is simply not enough time left to fix the problem.
Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that ... I didn't read the whole article.
A newlywed couple goes to bed on their wedding night. The husband is eager, but his bride says, "Just a moment, dear. I have to take out my glass eye." She pops it out and puts it on the nightstand.
A few minutes later, she says, "Just a moment, dear. I have to take out my false teeth." She removes them and places them next to the eye.
A little while later, she says, "Just a moment, dear. I have to take off my wig." She takes it off and puts it on the nightstand.
I always keep my guitar in the car now. It's good for traffic jams.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon!
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
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It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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