Someone just accused me of plagiarism; their words, not mine.
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Jon and Amanpreet were in an institution. This place had an annual contest where they picked two of the best patients and asked them two questions. If they got them correct, they were deemed cured and free to go.
Jon was called into the doctor's office first and asked if he understood that he'd be free if he answered the questions correctly. The doctor said, "Jon, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?"
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The newspaper where I worked had just announced that when its new building was completed, the old one would be donated to the United Way.
A few days later, someone came into our office soliciting contributions to that same organization.
"I'm sorry," one reporter quipped. "We already gave the office."
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Okay, this is a little more than one sentence, but it is a zinger!
The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
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We were celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church, and several former pastors and the bishop were in attendance.
At one point, our minister had the children gather at the altar for a talk about the importance of the day.
He began by asking, "Does anyone know what the bishop does?"
There was silence.
Finally, one little boy answered gravely, "He's the one you can move diagonally."
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