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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Has the Cybersalt Digest every given you the chills? Because I've got the chills as I put this issue together. I don't know what the bug is I have, but it is bugging me!
Today's video share is some classic comedy recorded in black and white. I think you will enjoy this Lucille Ball and Harpo Marx the Mirror Routine.
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Sleeping Juror
A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination when he stopped and said: "Your honor, a juror is asleep."
The judge ruled: "You put him to sleep; you wake him up."
One-Liner #1727
"If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them."
- Reese Witherspoon
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Bugged at Work
"I have a sore throat, Doctor. I ache, I have a fever."
"Sounds like a virus."
"Everyone in the office has it."
"Well then, maybe it's a staff infection."
Quote #2163
“I cured myself of shyness when it finally occurred to me that people didn't think about me half as much as I gave them credit for. The truth was, nobody gave a damn. Like most teenagers, I was far too self-centered. When I stopped being prisoner to what I worried was others’ opinions of me, I became more confident and free.”
― Lucille Ball
15 Exercises We'd Be Better Off Without
~ Jumping on the bandwagon
~ Wading through paperwork
~ Running around in circles
~ Pushing your luck
~ Spinning your wheels
~ Adding fuel to the fire
~ Beating your head against the wall
~ Climbing the walls
~ Beating your own drum
~ Dragging your heels
~ Jumping to conclusions
~ Grasping at straws
~ Fishing for compliments
~ Throwing your weight around
~ Passing the buck
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
I Don't Believe in Karma
Some people believe in karma, but I don’t. Some people believe what you do will come back on you some way or the other.
I do believe that everything you do has consequences. Sometimes those consequences are small and insignificant and sometimes rather large and unbearable.
Read moreThe Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination when he stopped and said: "Your honor, a juror is asleep."
"I have a sore throat, Doctor. I ache, I have a fever."
"If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them."
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 