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"You know what my bedtime story was when I was a kid? Darkness!"

- Jerry Seinfeld

Can't eat beef......mad cow.

Can't eat chicken...... bird flu.

Can't eat eggs..... possible Salmonella.

Can't eat pork.....fears that bird flu will infect piggies. Also trichinosis.

Can't eat fish....... heavy metals in the waters have poisoned their meat.

Can't eat fruits and veggies....... insecticides and herbicides.

Can't eat potatoes, pasta, bread, rice.......nasty carbs.

Hmmmmmmmm!

I believe that leaves.......Chocolate.

"Doc, I can hear all kinds of animals talk in my head."

"Well, don't worry," said the doctor.

"You're just having Disney spells."

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Cybersalt News

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Today's mailing is brought to you by the letters R, S and V. That's right, our doctor figures that on the heals of recovering from the flu we caught RSV. Grandma Cybersalt and I are managing pretty well and thank you all for your kind words, concern, and for praying for us.

Today's video share is something you have to not see in order to believe! This guy makes some bold claims - and I will admit at first I found his boasting pretty annoying - but he does seem to be as fast as the frame rate this was filmed in would allow! He may very well be the Fastest Gun that Ever Lived!
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Many, many years ago
When I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow,
Pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter
With flowing hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy.
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up-daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandma too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!

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