Ms. Crabtree had been telling her 1st grade class the story of the discovery of America by Columbus.
She concluded with, "And all this happened more than 500 years ago."
"Wow!" exclaimed Little Johnny, "What a great memory you have!"
Confronted by two doctors and an HMO manager at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked them to identify and explain themselves.
The first doctor stepped forward. "I was a pediatric spine surgeon and helped children overcome deformities!" "You may enter," St. Peter said.
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I accidentally cut of the ending of Pastor Suneel Barkat's latest article on Sunday, so I have included it below again so everyone can easily find it to read the ending.
Today's video share shows a much easier way to move instead of packing up all your boxes, loading them in a truck, and then unpacking them in your new location.
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~ Pastor Tim
If you have to write a "letter of recommendation" for a fired employee, here are a few suggested phrases:
-For the chronically absent:
"A man like him is hard to find."
"It seemed her career was just taking off."
-For the office drunk:
"I feel his real talent is wasted here."
"We generally found him loaded with work to do."
"Every hour with him was a happy hour."
-For an employee with no ambition:
"He could not care less about the number of hours he had to put in."
"You would indeed be fortunate to get this person to work for you."
-For an employee who is so unproductive that the job is better left unfilled:
"I can assure you that no person would be better for the job."
-For an employee who is not worth further consideration as a job candidate:
"I would urge you to waste no time in making this candidate an offer of employment."
"All in all, I cannot say enough good things about this candidate or recommend him too highly."
-For a stupid employee:
"There is nothing you can teach a man like him."
"I most enthusiastically recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever."
-For a dishonest employee:
"Her true ability was deceiving."
"He's an unbelievable worker."
Life is like a roller coaster picture: scary at the moment, fun to look back on.
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As a sales rep for a publisher of accounting reference materials, I was talking to a customer about a guide to assist with preparing for an audit.
The way she described their organization led me to believe they might have an internal audit department.
I asked, "Do you have an in-house auditor?"
"No," she answered. "We have an outhouse auditor."
It was almost three minutes before either of us could stop laughing and continue our conversation.
"Growth is the great separator between those who succeed and those who do not. When I see a person beginning to separate themselves from the pack, it's almost always due to personal growth."
- John C. Maxwell
While watching my grandson's baseball game, I saw a young mother with her toddler on one of those child leashes.
She was talking with another mom about an incident that happened earlier that morning.
Her little chihuahua was sick, and she had raised people's eyes as she walked into the vet's office with her dog in her arms and her child on a leash.
All I could think was, "What's wrong with this picture!"
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Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
This past week was about as crazy as they get. When I think it can't get any crazier, somebody hears me and makes it crazier just for me.
One morning I had to go across town to get some office supplies and other things. I try to ensure that when I go, it's for several things, not just one.
Read moreRev. Suneel Barkat writes . . . .
When we look at the nature of God, we come to know that He is a loving God and always keeps his fellowship with human beings because He created them in His own image. Man has the skill to speak, listen, and time to adopt silence.
What will happen when God is silent in your life?
Today, I want to share my anguish in my experience of God’s silence in my life at various times.
Read moreThe Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
Life is like a roller coaster picture: scary at the moment, fun to look back on.
If you have to write a "letter of recommendation" for a fired employee, here are a few suggested phrases:
-For the chronically absent:
"A man like him is hard to find."
"It seemed her career was just taking off."
-For the office drunk:
"I feel his real talent is wasted here."
"We generally found him loaded with work to do."
"Every hour with him was a happy hour."
-For an employee with no ambition:
"He could not care less about the number of hours he had to put in."
"You would indeed be fortunate to get this person to work for you."
-For an employee who is so unproductive that the job is better left unfilled:
"I can assure you that no person would be better for the job."
-For an employee who is not worth further consideration as a job candidate:
"I would urge you to waste no time in making this candidate an offer of employment."
"All in all, I cannot say enough good things about this candidate or recommend him too highly."
-For a stupid employee:
"There is nothing you can teach a man like him."
"I most enthusiastically recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever."
-For a dishonest employee:
"Her true ability was deceiving."
"He's an unbelievable worker."
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Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
