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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
There's not much happening at Cybersalt World Headquarters these days except for work, work, work! My brain feels fried!
However, it's not so fried that I would enter the race (which I am qualified to run in) featured in today's video share. But, I suppose I could always cheer on Grandma Cybersalt from the sidelines!
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Formal Letter
At the end of last semester, a fellow student complained about how he failed the English course.
The teacher invited him to write a formal letter of complaint to the principal.
I glanced at his letter to see how it was going.
His first sentence read, "Dear Principle, it is infair and unposible that I faled english."
One-Liner #1759
About four minutes into my run, I've decided I want to work on my personality instead.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Archeologists
"Archeologists will date any old thing."
- Douglas Helsel
Quote #2194
"We have suffered bereavement after bereavement, but we are going to the land of the immortal where graves do not exist."
- Charles Spurgeon
Simple Childlike Faith vs. Adult Sophistication
Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first time, and she headed straight for Space Mountain. I worried that the roller coaster would be too scary for her, but she insisted.
To her delight, we rode it twice.
The next year we returned to Magic Kingdom, and my daughter, now eight, again dragged me to Space Mountain.
As we stood in line, though, I could see her soberly studying the signs that warn about the ride's speed.
"Dad," she said, "I don't think I want to go."
I asked her why she would be nervous when she had enjoyed herself last time.
She replied, "This year I can read better!"
God calls us to place child like faith in Him.
"I tell you the truth, anyone who will not receive the kingdom of God like a little child will never enter it." Mark 10:15
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
What’s a Whopper Got to Do with Anything?
After my heart attack, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage enacted a dietary regimen in accordance with improving my health.
Rev. Suneel Barkat writes . . . .
The Joy of a Son
This year, we celebrated our elder son's birthday on the 24th of April. It was a great day for us as we thanked the Lord and prayed for him. He cut the cake in front of the guests, and everyone congratulated him as he received the gifts. He then said to me, "Papa, I want to ask you a question." I replied, "Yes, definitely ask." He asked, "I have been with you for 12 years. How do you feel? Explain your feelings." Upon hearing this, I was shocked and surprised. The room fell silent. It was indeed an interesting and worthy question. I began to reflect on the past 12 years from his birthuntil the present day, as each year brought different feelings for him.
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