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The service area was located on a main highway leading to the beach. The pump attendant was accustomed to seeing tired and sunburned occupants in the cars that pulled in to tank up. When a rusty old van containing a very tired looking couple and six screaming children pulled into his station, the attendant tried small talk to cheer the occupants.

"Hope you had a good day at the beach! Nice looking kids there. Are they all yours or is this a picnic?"

Wearily, the driver replied, "Yes they are all mine and it's NO picnic!"

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1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

2. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

3. Someday, we?ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

4. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

5. Ahhh ... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

6. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

7. How about never? Is never good for you?

8. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

9. I don't know what your problem is, but I?ll bet it's hard to pronounce.

10. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

11. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!

12. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

13. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

14. No, my powers can only be used for good.

15. You sound reasonable ... time to up my medication.

16. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

17. I?ll try being nicer if you?ll try being smarter.

18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

20. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

21. Who me? I just wander from room to room.

22. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

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The minister's car wouldn't start and he called the garage to come and tow it in for repair. When the truck driver appeared at his house to get the car, the minister said, "I hope you'll go easy on me. You know, I'm only a poor preacher."

"I know," said the tow truck driver, "I've heard you preach!"

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1.  Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop

2.  Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge

3.  Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding

4.  Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead

5.  Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum?: You CAN Tell the Difference!

6.  Accepting Loss I: If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away

7.  Accepting Loss II: If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back

8.  Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!

9.  Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In

10.  Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In

11.  Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink

12.  Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!

13.  Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!

14.  Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill

15.  Retro?  Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts

16.  Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware: No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves

17.  Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!

18.  Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means

19.  Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut

20.  Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category

21.  Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote

22.  "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh

23.  Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet

24.  Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed

25.  "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It!

26.  The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty

27.  Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them

28.  Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime

29.  Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It

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*Stuff You Don't Want To Hear From Tech Support*

"Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"

"...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it."

"Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n."

"Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

"We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

"In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

"Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."

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