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Sunday greetings and welcome to September!
I had the wrong privacy setting on the ink to the video of me roller skating so some of you who tried to watch it were not able to. I can't imagine not being able to see that video caused any long term regret for anybody, but just in case - you can watch it by clicking here.
Today's video share is an interesting look at our relationship to food when it comes to imperfect appearance: "War on Waste: Food Waste."
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
Hypo Teen
Our neighbor used the word hypochondriac to describe the phase her teen-age daughter was going though.
One day the girl was convinced that the pain on her left side was appendicitis.
Her mother explained that the appendix is on the right.
"So that's why it hurts to much," her daughter said. "My appendix is on the wrong side."
One-Liner #1770
Our child has a great deal of willpower - and even more won't power.
- Red Skelton
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Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Blanket Pun
Sunday after church a mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about.
The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your blanket."
Needless to say, the mom was perplexed.
Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea and the mom asked him what that morning's Sunday school lesson was about.
He said, "Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming."
Quote #2205
“Desire that your life count for something great! Long for your life to have eternal significance. Want this! Don’t coast through life without a passion.”
- John Piper, Don't Waste Your Life
Holiness, Missing the Mark, Sin, Guilt
I'm a driving examiner for the state of Indiana, and while I was giving a road test to a young man, he went through a red light without stopping. I told him that he had automatically failed the test.
We met up with his mother back at the office, and I explained what had happened.
At first she was speechless. Then she asked incredulously, "He ran a red light?"
"Yes," I replied.
"Well," persisted the mom, "how red was the light?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
Have Giggle Will Laugh
I have many problems in my life. I have yet to recognize all of my problems, but I'm sure I will soon.
That's why it's so great to be married to someone like The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. There is no problem she cannot fix, and I have many examples to prove it.
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The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
Our child has a great deal of willpower - and even more won't power.
Our neighbor used the word hypochondriac to describe the phase her teen-age daughter was going though.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 